The Z’s
Emotional Weather Report, today in the Star.
When people complain about their insomnia as if it were a badge of honor, I find I have nothing to contribute to the discussion. I never have trouble sleeping. Waking up from a deep sleep, yes, but never falling asleep. If I sound smug it’s because I am. I am a virtuoso at sleep. I can fall asleep anywhere, and fast. When I was in college I would get on the bus, find a window seat, lean against the glass, and lose consciousness. Yes, I was one of those annoying passengers who lurched and swayed with every motion of the bus, occasionally crashing into a fellow passenger. If I ever drooled on you I apologize, and I hope my saliva did not eat through fabric, or worse, bone. Terrible when that happens. . .
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December 29th, 2006 at 14:17
I envy you for not having sleeping problems.Insomnia has been my problem eversince i got introduced to that word.
December 30th, 2006 at 09:42
The brains behind the call center industry are devious and terrible because they are cashing in on other peoples’ insomnia, tsk tsk tsk.