Unquantified
Happy Birthday to Riccardo: your age is now “tantamount”. I would send you Borat to sing the pseudo-Kazakh national anthem to the tune of Happy Birthday, but having read of his cousin’s work on the theory of mind (as The Economist put it, “the ability not only to hypothesise what other minds are thinking, but to hypothesise what they are thinking about what you are thinking”) I’ve decided that since we’re sort of in the same business, I’m going to marry into the Baron-Cohen family myself.