Getting vertical
Qantas flight attendant denies having had sex with Ralph Fiennes in a toilet in business class during a flight from Darwin to Mumbai.
a. She’s clearly telling the truth because why would she deny it.
b. The crew members who reported her must’ve had it in for her because this sort of thing happens all the time.
c. It’s Rafe.
d. This is the sort of tacky news that boosts an actor’s profile.
e. She issued a 1500-word denial when “No, I didn’t” would have sufficed.
f. Time to watch The English Patient/The End of the Affair again, unless you prefer him without a nose in the Harry Potter movie.
g. Could be worse: she could’ve been a man.
h. Could be worse: they could’ve been in coach.
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February 19th, 2007 at 21:44
Even if she didn´t do it with him, I say she should have pleaded guilty! What´s her problem? A LOT of woman (and men) are dying to get down and dirty with him and she was lucky to even get noticed! And, didn´t she know that Mr. Fiennes´s family comes from the learned…scientists..etc.etc. She could have bore a child with wonderful set of genes! Stupid woman. Oh, well. That was indeed the end of a MILE HIGH CLUB affair for her.
February 20th, 2007 at 07:52
Hello! Baka si Joseph ang gusto niya, no.