Dictator makeover
Five fashion designers/stylists propose makeovers for North Korean strongman Kim Jong-Il, whose attachment to the James Bond archvillain look of the Sixties is even stronger than his attachment to his nuclear arsenal. For the sake of world peace, I propose a runway walk-off between the two scariest men of our time: Kim Jong-Il and Karl Lagerfeld. Bring out the garlic and the holy water! Place your bets.