More beautiful than a bouquet of fossils
Surrealist Compliment Generator
Es demasiado tarde, pero te ves guapisimo.
You are as frightful as an engine developed solely for the countenance of sexual innuendo by country music.
I would gladly eat chamberpots of your sickled beans and thalassemic rice.
Your raw sensuality flusters me as the dog sneezes into the ventilation fan.
You salivate strongly, like a platoon of army engineers trapped in a fit of malaria.
Il mio cuore batte per te come un trattore al minimo.
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