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80s, originally uploaded by Koosama.

I just realized that the pictures will come out in the papers, so I must prepare you for this horror. Here is the tsunami hairdo. That’s Jen measuring its height. Note how the hair is almost as big as my forehead. One must not go inside Starbucks with this hair because Starbucks did not exist in the 80s, so it would cause a time-space anomaly. You can only go to Tokyo Tokyo or some other place that already existed when your hairstyle was in vogue. That should be a codicil to the theory of relativity. Thanks to Chus for the styling and the photo.

So we arrived wearing our 80s outfits, and in the parking building we were surrounded by those kids who wash cars. They were gawking at us and snickering (I would’ve done the same thing). “Tao kami, hindi palabas!” Sideshow Marlon told them.

“Ser, ano ang tawag sa ganyang pananamit?” said one of the kids.

Sideshow Marlon said, “Satanista!”