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	<title>Comments on: Don&#8217;t touch the hair.</title>
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	<description>Twisted by Jessica Zafra - Pumping irony since 1994</description>
	<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2009 03:45:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Kharisma</title>
		<link>http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2007/08/07/dont-touch-the-hair/#comment-25795</link>
		<dc:creator>Kharisma</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Oct 2007 07:11:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It is often difficult to decide whether you go down to a jerk's level or you maintain an educated stance. Often, so called jerks win by putting you in a bad light because people would not bother to know the whole story- the who, the what, and the why. Giving in to your urge to slug the moron may be basically wrong... but it feels so damn good, isn't it?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It is often difficult to decide whether you go down to a jerk&#8217;s level or you maintain an educated stance. Often, so called jerks win by putting you in a bad light because people would not bother to know the whole story- the who, the what, and the why. Giving in to your urge to slug the moron may be basically wrong&#8230; but it feels so damn good, isn&#8217;t it?</p>
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		<title>By: Dr. Feelgood</title>
		<link>http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2007/08/07/dont-touch-the-hair/#comment-23467</link>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Feelgood</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Aug 2007 18:08:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I'm from the planet of REASON; not from the planet of gaga, dodo, sycophantic gofers (AKA op di eyps). =)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m from the planet of REASON; not from the planet of gaga, dodo, sycophantic gofers (AKA op di eyps). =)</p>
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		<title>By: jeromeshuny</title>
		<link>http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2007/08/07/dont-touch-the-hair/#comment-23451</link>
		<dc:creator>jeromeshuny</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Aug 2007 16:27:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I agree with Juan... you should have drawn blood.  People like that shouldnt be let out in public.

Dr. Feelgood ... what planet are you from????</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I agree with Juan&#8230; you should have drawn blood.  People like that shouldnt be let out in public.</p>
<p>Dr. Feelgood &#8230; what planet are you from????</p>
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		<title>By: theOrbiter</title>
		<link>http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2007/08/07/dont-touch-the-hair/#comment-22793</link>
		<dc:creator>theOrbiter</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Aug 2007 11:54:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>if this happens while you're watching Ouija then things might get even messier...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>if this happens while you&#8217;re watching Ouija then things might get even messier&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: agimat</title>
		<link>http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2007/08/07/dont-touch-the-hair/#comment-22626</link>
		<dc:creator>agimat</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Aug 2007 09:36:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>At times, being civil to an uncivilized creature doesn't work. I give my thumbs up to J.Z. I would have done the same, pramis. As in pramis. Or make him talk to my slippers - in other words, binato ko na ng tsinelas - will really aim at his face para makausap nya talaga ang tsinelas ko.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>At times, being civil to an uncivilized creature doesn&#8217;t work. I give my thumbs up to J.Z. I would have done the same, pramis. As in pramis. Or make him talk to my slippers - in other words, binato ko na ng tsinelas - will really aim at his face para makausap nya talaga ang tsinelas ko.</p>
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		<title>By: Iggy</title>
		<link>http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2007/08/07/dont-touch-the-hair/#comment-22564</link>
		<dc:creator>Iggy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Aug 2007 00:30:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I suppress the urge to deck people about 50 times each day, so you've just described one of my wish fulfillment fantasies. Didn't you feel good about giving in just a teensie tiny bit?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I suppress the urge to deck people about 50 times each day, so you&#8217;ve just described one of my wish fulfillment fantasies. Didn&#8217;t you feel good about giving in just a teensie tiny bit?</p>
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		<title>By: hitme64</title>
		<link>http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2007/08/07/dont-touch-the-hair/#comment-22557</link>
		<dc:creator>hitme64</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Aug 2007 23:57:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>next time don't punch...yanked his balls instead...real, real hard...it's like you're holding the symbol of humanity in one instant and then you pulled it off the face of the earth...my wife did that once in a theater...never saw a guy cry so much after...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>next time don&#8217;t punch&#8230;yanked his balls instead&#8230;real, real hard&#8230;it&#8217;s like you&#8217;re holding the symbol of humanity in one instant and then you pulled it off the face of the earth&#8230;my wife did that once in a theater&#8230;never saw a guy cry so much after&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Dr. Feelgood</title>
		<link>http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2007/08/07/dont-touch-the-hair/#comment-22521</link>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Feelgood</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Aug 2007 17:26:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>"Anyway, I hope someone rams Dr Feelgood’s unsolicited advice down his esophagus. Honey, this is not Oprah."

Honey yourself. Sun Tzu knows, again, who here lost. Bwehe.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Anyway, I hope someone rams Dr Feelgood’s unsolicited advice down his esophagus. Honey, this is not Oprah.&#8221;</p>
<p>Honey yourself. Sun Tzu knows, again, who here lost. Bwehe.</p>
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		<title>By: hydnar</title>
		<link>http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2007/08/07/dont-touch-the-hair/#comment-22514</link>
		<dc:creator>hydnar</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Aug 2007 13:30:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>haha. the sentinels are owning! Our hero has drew first blood, using the fist of fury. haha!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>haha. the sentinels are owning! Our hero has drew first blood, using the fist of fury. haha!</p>
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		<title>By: Critter</title>
		<link>http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2007/08/07/dont-touch-the-hair/#comment-22491</link>
		<dc:creator>Critter</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Aug 2007 10:39:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>or maybe always tote a stun gun, so that you can fry the balls of cretins such as that guy.  

I know sound like i am advocating violence, but air heads like those are just trying their best to exhibit their "masculinity" and angas. and the best way to get to them is hit them where it will really hurt (in many ways).

i'm a very peaceful person, but jerks like those deserve to be walloped on the head. Civility does not mean allowing people to trample on your rights.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>or maybe always tote a stun gun, so that you can fry the balls of cretins such as that guy.  </p>
<p>I know sound like i am advocating violence, but air heads like those are just trying their best to exhibit their &#8220;masculinity&#8221; and angas. and the best way to get to them is hit them where it will really hurt (in many ways).</p>
<p>i&#8217;m a very peaceful person, but jerks like those deserve to be walloped on the head. Civility does not mean allowing people to trample on your rights.</p>
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		<title>By: johnmarzan</title>
		<link>http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2007/08/07/dont-touch-the-hair/#comment-22463</link>
		<dc:creator>johnmarzan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Aug 2007 06:21:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>saang sinehan po nangyari ito? 1998 pa ang Snake Eyes, hindi ba?

eniwey, mas maganda ang Femme Fatale ni de Palma.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>saang sinehan po nangyari ito? 1998 pa ang Snake Eyes, hindi ba?</p>
<p>eniwey, mas maganda ang Femme Fatale ni de Palma.</p>
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		<title>By: keanoidd</title>
		<link>http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2007/08/07/dont-touch-the-hair/#comment-22456</link>
		<dc:creator>keanoidd</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Aug 2007 05:46:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I am so sorry this happened.

Anyway, I hope someone rams Dr Feelgood's unsolicited advice down his esophagus. Honey, this is not Oprah.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am so sorry this happened.</p>
<p>Anyway, I hope someone rams Dr Feelgood&#8217;s unsolicited advice down his esophagus. Honey, this is not Oprah.</p>
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