Comments on: Cabbie Monologues 1 http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2007/08/10/cabbie-monologues-1/ Twisted by Jessica Zafra - Pumping irony since 1994 Tue, 06 Jan 2009 07:53:57 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.5 By: greta87 http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2007/08/10/cabbie-monologues-1/#comment-36929 greta87 Mon, 11 Aug 2008 15:24:27 +0000 http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2007/08/10/cabbie-monologues-1/#comment-36929 I took a cab a few weeks ago and i mentioned to the driver (who seemed nice enough initially) that I was actually looking for a family driver for my kid daughter; he then proceeded to offer himself for the job, he started to sell himself by saying that he was a family driver for a long time for this caucasian who lived in a makati village (so far so good); that the caucasian was unfortunately very demanding and would require him to maintain ungodly hours on the job (hmm); that his employer would sometimes forget to feed him or let him catch some rest (!); and one fateful day (after being asked to be on call for 24hrs non stop w/ very little food or sleep), in his pent up rage, he intentionally rammed the guy's Benz into another vehicle.... I took a cab a few weeks ago and i mentioned to the driver (who seemed nice enough initially) that I was actually looking for a family driver for my kid daughter; he then proceeded to offer himself for the job, he started to sell himself by saying that he was a family driver for a long time for this caucasian who lived in a makati village (so far so good); that the caucasian was unfortunately very demanding and would require him to maintain ungodly hours on the job (hmm); that his employer would sometimes forget to feed him or let him catch some rest (!); and one fateful day (after being asked to be on call for 24hrs non stop w/ very little food or sleep), in his pent up rage, he intentionally rammed the guy’s Benz into another vehicle….

]]> By: theOrbiter http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2007/08/10/cabbie-monologues-1/#comment-23603 theOrbiter Thu, 16 Aug 2007 08:15:40 +0000 http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2007/08/10/cabbie-monologues-1/#comment-23603 a taxi driver once told me in a very casual way where to pick up college girls for 1000 bucks. he emphasized these girls would go all the way... yeah!!! a taxi driver once told me in a very casual way where to pick up college girls for 1000 bucks. he emphasized these girls would go all the way… yeah!!!

]]> By: River http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2007/08/10/cabbie-monologues-1/#comment-23522 River Wed, 15 Aug 2007 03:02:11 +0000 http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2007/08/10/cabbie-monologues-1/#comment-23522 That was so MTV, 123! ROFL! Way to go! That was so MTV, 123! ROFL! Way to go!

]]> By: iamnotfrodo http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2007/08/10/cabbie-monologues-1/#comment-23434 iamnotfrodo Tue, 14 Aug 2007 14:04:05 +0000 http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2007/08/10/cabbie-monologues-1/#comment-23434 rotfl! that really made me laugh, 123. ^_^ rotfl! that really made me laugh, 123. ^_^

]]> By: 123 http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2007/08/10/cabbie-monologues-1/#comment-23303 123 Mon, 13 Aug 2007 08:26:39 +0000 http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2007/08/10/cabbie-monologues-1/#comment-23303 i took a cab in libis once and when we were passing through katipunan, i suddenly heard bells ringing (like those from it's a wonderful life when an angel gets its wings). as the cab didnt have any radio, i was wondering where the sound came from so i asked the driver, "manong, bakit parang may bells na tumutunog?" he answered: "baka nasa langit ka na." waaah! freaky i took a cab in libis once and when we were passing through katipunan, i suddenly heard bells ringing (like those from it’s a wonderful life when an angel gets its wings). as the cab didnt have any radio, i was wondering where the sound came from so i asked the driver, “manong, bakit parang may bells na tumutunog?” he answered: “baka nasa langit ka na.” waaah! freaky

]]> By: Lilith http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2007/08/10/cabbie-monologues-1/#comment-23264 Lilith Mon, 13 Aug 2007 03:17:59 +0000 http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2007/08/10/cabbie-monologues-1/#comment-23264 Hmmm...this made me really, really curious. Jessica, I know your blog isn't about showbiz, and you are not an entertainment reporter [though you do entertain me ;) ] so there's just no way you're going to write a blind item...BUT, I'm really terribly curious, so can you please give us hints on who this celebrity is? Pleeeaaase??? Sige na po. River, can you help me with this one? And who's that celebrity slut? If these names came from you, you wouldn't get into trouble naman e. Sige na. Hmmm…this made me really, really curious.

Jessica, I know your blog isn’t about showbiz, and you are not an entertainment reporter [though you do entertain me ;) ] so there’s just no way you’re going to write a blind item…BUT, I’m really terribly curious, so can you please give us hints on who this celebrity is? Pleeeaaase??? Sige na po.

River, can you help me with this one? And who’s that celebrity slut? If these names came from you, you wouldn’t get into trouble naman e. Sige na.

]]> By: malditaktalaga http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2007/08/10/cabbie-monologues-1/#comment-23221 malditaktalaga Sun, 12 Aug 2007 21:40:24 +0000 http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2007/08/10/cabbie-monologues-1/#comment-23221 pinoy talaga, no? they share sometimes their life story to a person they meet in a few minutes, it's ok though, matatawa ka lang.Gosh, imagine how many times they have to repeat their story everytime they pick up passengers. It's entertaining though.Yan ang Pinoy!!! pinoy talaga, no? they share sometimes their life story to a person they meet in a few minutes, it’s ok though, matatawa ka lang.Gosh, imagine how many times they have to repeat their story everytime they pick up passengers. It’s entertaining though.Yan ang Pinoy!!!

]]> By: johnmarzan http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2007/08/10/cabbie-monologues-1/#comment-22886 johnmarzan Fri, 10 Aug 2007 14:53:52 +0000 http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2007/08/10/cabbie-monologues-1/#comment-22886 you don't drive, jessica? you don’t drive, jessica?

]]> By: River http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2007/08/10/cabbie-monologues-1/#comment-22856 River Fri, 10 Aug 2007 09:34:18 +0000 http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2007/08/10/cabbie-monologues-1/#comment-22856 Funny how sometimes even the most uneventful of commonplace routines could turn into a geyser of juicy bits of info – recyclable scoops which are fodder for those other uneventful routines we also have to endure, say, waiting for your turn at a drinking fountain, or getting wedged in between two star-struck fans, and falling in a long queue of groupies, the works. I was tempted to actually name the celebrity but since you’re not up to it yet, I will keep it to myself or, hmm, I might just track down that cab driver for more juicy details. Topping my list of cabbie monologues would be this : “Jesus-Marilyn-Joseph! That [sex symbol in the 80’s who made a successful comeback as a soap-opera character actress] was a real slut. She would give a head to her kept-boy at a drop of a hat inside my cab. One time she left her undies. Aye, I almost lost my wife because of that when she found out about it.” Funny how sometimes even the most uneventful of commonplace routines could turn into a geyser of juicy bits of info – recyclable scoops which are fodder for those other uneventful routines we also have to endure, say, waiting for your turn at a drinking fountain, or getting wedged in between two star-struck fans, and falling in a long queue of groupies, the works.

I was tempted to actually name the celebrity but since you’re not up to it yet, I will keep it to myself or, hmm, I might just track down that cab driver for more juicy details.

Topping my list of cabbie monologues would be this : “Jesus-Marilyn-Joseph! That [sex symbol in the 80’s who made a successful comeback as a soap-opera character actress] was a real slut. She would give a head to her kept-boy at a drop of a hat inside my cab. One time she left her undies. Aye, I almost lost my wife because of that when she found out about it.”

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