Comments on: The Gulliver Problem http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2008/01/08/the-gulliver-problem/ Twisted by Jessica Zafra - Pumping irony since 1994 Thu, 20 Nov 2008 18:37:09 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.3 By: bhojoh http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2008/01/08/the-gulliver-problem/#comment-33747 bhojoh Fri, 18 Jan 2008 09:19:09 +0000 http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2008/01/08/the-gulliver-problem/#comment-33747 My first crush was a nun. She was teaching Cathecism in OLCA when it was still ran by the Benedictine Order. Her name was Sister Lumen. The day she left to go to St. Scholastica, i was so devastated. It took me a long time to get over her. I used to fantasize about seeing her in shorts. Maybe that explains why i'm still a leg man. My first crush was a nun. She was teaching Cathecism in OLCA when it was still ran by the Benedictine Order. Her name was Sister Lumen. The day she left to go to St. Scholastica, i was so devastated. It took me a long time to get over her. I used to fantasize about seeing her in shorts. Maybe that explains why i’m still a leg man.

]]> By: taurus511 http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2008/01/08/the-gulliver-problem/#comment-33694 taurus511 Tue, 15 Jan 2008 02:42:47 +0000 http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2008/01/08/the-gulliver-problem/#comment-33694 Buyer: Miss, do you have the Smashing Pumpkins? Salesgirl: Sir have you tried the supermarket? Buyer: Miss, do you have the Smashing Pumpkins?
Salesgirl: Sir have you tried the supermarket?

]]> By: pandit http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2008/01/08/the-gulliver-problem/#comment-33598 pandit Sun, 13 Jan 2008 04:29:55 +0000 http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2008/01/08/the-gulliver-problem/#comment-33598 Juan de la Cruz walks into a popular music store in a mall in search of hard to find CDs. Juan: Miss, meron ba kayong mga jazz CDs o cassettes? Miss Saleslady: Meron po. Sa CD at cassette. Heto o, Johnny Hates Jazz. *** JEG, thanks for sharing that anecdote (Aaaah, Free Cock!! Le Freak, Sez Chic!!). I laughed so hard I almost bumped my head on my computer monitor. A similar story happened in the distant past. I was listening to an FM radio show in which the jock airs his conversations with his listeners, be it requests or greetings or both. One day a gay caller managed to have a conversation with the jock. Caller: Mr. DJ, puede bang mag-request? DJ: Oh sure, what is the song you have in mind? Caller: Yung "I Hope You Clap Your Hands" DJ: Ooops I don't think we have that song. Caller: Naku sikat na sikat yung song na yun! You play it all the time! DJ: Can you sing or hum the tune for me? Caller: OK, ganito yun: (flirtatious singing) Oooaaaaaayywanna fall for the stars, straight into your arms, andaaaaaaayy feel for you, I hope you clap your hendz! In reference to the song "Stars" by Simply Red. Juan de la Cruz walks into a popular music store in a mall in search of hard to find CDs.
Juan: Miss, meron ba kayong mga jazz CDs o cassettes?

Miss Saleslady: Meron po. Sa CD at cassette.
Heto o, Johnny Hates Jazz.
***

JEG, thanks for sharing that anecdote (Aaaah, Free Cock!! Le Freak, Sez Chic!!). I laughed so hard I almost bumped my head on my computer monitor. A similar story happened in the distant past. I was listening to an FM radio show in which the jock airs his conversations with his listeners, be it requests or greetings or both. One day a gay caller managed to have a conversation with the jock.

Caller: Mr. DJ, puede bang mag-request?

DJ: Oh sure, what is the song you have in mind?

Caller: Yung “I Hope You Clap Your Hands”

DJ: Ooops I don’t think we have that song.

Caller: Naku sikat na sikat yung song na yun! You play it all the time!

DJ: Can you sing or hum the tune for me?

Caller: OK, ganito yun: (flirtatious singing) Oooaaaaaayywanna fall for the stars,
straight into your arms, andaaaaaaayy feel for you, I hope you clap your
hendz!

In reference to the song “Stars” by Simply Red.

]]> By: jeffwar314 http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2008/01/08/the-gulliver-problem/#comment-33465 jeffwar314 Fri, 11 Jan 2008 08:35:52 +0000 http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2008/01/08/the-gulliver-problem/#comment-33465 pano pag bulldog and shitzu? meron ba bullshit? HMMMM pano pag bulldog and shitzu?

meron ba bullshit?

HMMMM

]]> By: drewa http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2008/01/08/the-gulliver-problem/#comment-33266 drewa Wed, 09 Jan 2008 06:11:07 +0000 http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2008/01/08/the-gulliver-problem/#comment-33266 The guy on "James at 15" was Lance Kerwin. The guy on “James at 15″ was Lance Kerwin.

]]> By: jeg http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2008/01/08/the-gulliver-problem/#comment-33262 jeg Wed, 09 Jan 2008 05:51:23 +0000 http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2008/01/08/the-gulliver-problem/#comment-33262 This is from my aunt. She overheard this in a record store in Cubao: Buyer: Meron kayong Free Cock? Salesguy: Ano ho yun? Buyer: Yung sikat na kanta. Salesguy: Wala ho kaming Free Cock. Buyer: Anong wala? E sikat na sikat yun wala kayo? Salesguy: Wala ho talaga e. Pano ho ba yun? Buyer (sings): Ahhhh... Free cock! She was looking for Chic's Le Freak. First crush on TV was that girl from James at 15 with the vaguely British accent who was part of his barkada. This is from my aunt. She overheard this in a record store in Cubao:

Buyer: Meron kayong Free Cock?
Salesguy: Ano ho yun?
Buyer: Yung sikat na kanta.
Salesguy: Wala ho kaming Free Cock.
Buyer: Anong wala? E sikat na sikat yun wala kayo?
Salesguy: Wala ho talaga e. Pano ho ba yun?
Buyer (sings): Ahhhh… Free cock!

She was looking for Chic’s Le Freak.

First crush on TV was that girl from James at 15 with the vaguely British accent who was part of his barkada.

]]> By: roreru24 http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2008/01/08/the-gulliver-problem/#comment-33252 roreru24 Wed, 09 Jan 2008 04:46:24 +0000 http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2008/01/08/the-gulliver-problem/#comment-33252 Like the Mahal-Jimboy relationship. Good thing they're eaten up by the showbiz blackhole. Wait, if Jimboy mates with Mahal, they'll have "tiyanak na bading" for a son. And he will redefine the whole pinoy horror genre. Imagine a gay counterpart for Chakadoll. And his name would be "Chakaday". Jezuz. Like the Mahal-Jimboy relationship. Good thing they’re eaten up by the showbiz blackhole. Wait, if Jimboy mates with Mahal, they’ll have “tiyanak na bading” for a son. And he will redefine the whole pinoy horror genre. Imagine a gay counterpart for Chakadoll. And his name would be “Chakaday”. Jezuz.

]]> By: happycamper http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2008/01/08/the-gulliver-problem/#comment-33251 happycamper Wed, 09 Jan 2008 04:43:38 +0000 http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2008/01/08/the-gulliver-problem/#comment-33251 Incidentally, our doberman mated with a japanese spitz. Goes to show that persistence and hard work do pay off. =) She gave brith last Christmas. We're selling the pups (they're cute!). Anyone interested? =) Incidentally, our doberman mated with a japanese spitz. Goes to show that persistence and hard work do pay off. =) She gave brith last Christmas. We’re selling the pups (they’re cute!). Anyone interested? =)

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