Comments on: . . .and eat it, too! http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2008/02/12/pencils-up/ Twisted by Jessica Zafra - Pumping irony since 1994 Tue, 02 Dec 2008 08:49:48 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.3 By: roreru24 http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2008/02/12/pencils-up/#comment-34394 roreru24 Wed, 13 Feb 2008 05:01:40 +0000 http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2008/02/12/pencils-up/#comment-34394 nono, calm down. you just started your life. and if i feel so stupid here trying to give you sort of advice, it is because i love "mr. brightside" by the killers. won't mind having LSS on that song. and by the way, have you noticed the end part of "superbad"? it's kind of gay-ish though in a funny way. good luck on your next crush. good times, man. nono, calm down. you just started your life. and if i feel so stupid here trying to give you sort of advice, it is because i love “mr. brightside” by the killers. won’t mind having LSS on that song. and by the way, have you noticed the end part of “superbad”? it’s kind of gay-ish though in a funny way. good luck on your next crush. good times, man.

]]> By: nono popo http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2008/02/12/pencils-up/#comment-34388 nono popo Tue, 12 Feb 2008 17:44:35 +0000 http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2008/02/12/pencils-up/#comment-34388 I couldn't register so I decided to email it. I have never been in a relationship before. I am a straight male teenager who is always mistaken to be gay. Apparently, not saying SHEET! CHICKS! every time a girl passes by immediately makes you a homosexual. My hate for physical activities like basketball and weight-lifting also doesn't help I guess. So it's not surprising that every girl rejects me because of my image and stereotype. My problem is that I really really like this girl that I've met. My obsession with this girl is like Jonah Hill's character's obsession with his crush in Superbad. Another problem is that she's already going out with someone. BUT THE WORST PROBLEM is that this really corny song always plays everytime I think I about her: Mr. Brightside by The Killers. I watch The Holiday and I see Cameron Diaz dancing the song. I watch The OC and The Killers sing the song in a certain episode. You have no idea how hard it is to have the Last Song Syndrome with Mr. Brightside because of the cringe-worthy lyrics like "Jealousy Turning Saints into the Sea" and "I just can't look it's killing me and taking control." Argh. I'm beginning to like the song. Great! I'm gonna be single alone forever and a song that I really hate has grown on me. I will just celebrate by watching Judd Apatow movies. They give losers like me a chance(NO I'm not saying characters in Judd Apatow movies look gay) I couldn’t register so I decided to email it.

I have never been in a relationship before. I am a straight male teenager who is always mistaken to be gay. Apparently, not saying SHEET! CHICKS! every time a girl passes by immediately makes you a homosexual. My hate for physical activities like basketball and weight-lifting also doesn’t help I guess. So it’s not surprising that every girl rejects me because of my image and stereotype. My problem is that I really really like this girl that I’ve met. My obsession with this girl is like Jonah Hill’s character’s obsession with his crush in Superbad. Another problem is that she’s already going out with someone. BUT THE WORST PROBLEM is that this really corny song always plays everytime I think I about her: Mr. Brightside by The Killers. I watch The Holiday and I see Cameron Diaz dancing the song. I watch The OC and The Killers sing the song in a certain episode. You have no idea how hard it is to have the Last Song Syndrome with Mr. Brightside because of the cringe-worthy lyrics like “Jealousy Turning Saints into the Sea” and “I just can’t look it’s killing me and taking control.” Argh. I’m beginning to like the song. Great! I’m gonna be single alone forever and a song that I really hate has grown on me. I will just celebrate by watching Judd Apatow movies. They give losers like me a chance(NO I’m not saying characters in Judd Apatow movies look gay)

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