Happy Kris Aquino Day!
Because “Valentine’s” does not adequately express what we feel about February 14, the range of emotions it evokes, and the big production numbers it entails, I propose that Valentine’s Day (Who is St. Valentine anyway?) be renamed Kris Aquino Day (We know so much more about her than that Valentine dude). Why not? On the way home every day I pass two billboards greeting her on her special day. It’s a formality, almost.
Answers to questions you might be asking, unless you wandered onto this site purely by accident >>>
February 15th, 2008 at 01:51
Is it just me who’s bothered by the fact that Kris Aquino has an album? She can’t even sing for Pete’s sake! Is it supposed to be this revolutionary idea to lump together a bunch of songs and plaster HER face on the album cover?
February 15th, 2008 at 09:19
Thank God you’re joking. You know, I once told a friend that one of my greatest fears was to see (and hear!) kris aquino and ruffa gutierrez host a talk show together.
I still have nightmares thinking about it.
February 15th, 2008 at 12:45
i dont know how will you react on this–Kris just recently endorsed White Flower. yeah, THE White Flower. maybe she badly needs money just to finish her house. or maybe, just maybe, she really uses That White Flower. malay natin. damn.
February 16th, 2008 at 03:54
The second I saw her on that shoe polish commercial where she used the phrase “shoeses ko” on national television, I lost all respect for her. The horror! For an English Lit major from Ateneo, she really ought to know how to pluralize the word shoe. And I don’t care if her dad’s face is on the P500 bill or that her mom was former president. That does not give her license to murder the english language or the name of her school. Can you tell? I *heart* Kris Aquino!
February 16th, 2008 at 08:27
According to her, she is true to her endorsements – that she actually uses them. So maybe, she uses White Flower. Or maybe, they made a White Flower that’s especially for her. I remember how she gloated about the toilet paper she uses at home – 3 ply, with Vit.E and mint flavored or was that chamomile..
February 17th, 2008 at 20:35
A girl who claims she uses alkaline or purified water to bath herself, is too much…she has done too many things, and sharing her problems to everyone’s just sick. From Joey Marquez, their fights, the STD issue, she went down the drain from then on, i don’t want to deal with any of her sh*t anymore. For me, she’s done.
She gotta do something spectacular this time.
February 17th, 2008 at 23:48
she’s one of the reasons why I completely abandoned my idiot box life. the stupidity of all shows is the main reason.
kris’ “SIN” towards me: she endorsed a product with a CAT. a cat, for god’s sake. kris and cats? not a very good idea.