Message in traffic
Spotted on the side of a van:
“____massage.ph
Calming the whole nation!
Strictly massage only!
God can see you!”
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Spotted on the side of a van:
“____massage.ph
Calming the whole nation!
Strictly massage only!
God can see you!”
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February 21st, 2008 at 12:55 am
Good thing God was watching that massage van or else he would’ve spotted me trying to pass gas on the sly. Hyuk hyuk.
February 21st, 2008 at 1:07 am
Reminds me of this newspaper ad:
Enjoy the touch of our young energetic masseurs. Coll. Student, honest kinds of massage.
There are dishonest kinds of massage?!?
February 21st, 2008 at 1:58 am
If you click on the “Job Vacancy” page of that spa’s website, you’ll see that they need:
“(5) TELEPHONE OPERATOR - Can speak English fluently or any other languages.”
Better print that cv quick!
February 21st, 2008 at 9:52 am
Finally, a massage service that offers… massages! Refreshing!
“Calming the whole nation!”
Now if only certain sectors in this country can claim that…
February 21st, 2008 at 11:41 am
There are dishonest kinds of massage?!?
Are you kidding? Theyre the best kind. :-D
February 21st, 2008 at 12:19 pm
I’ve experienced being asked by a masseuse if “gusto nyo sir, sensation?” in a very serious yet comic-sounding way. That’s when I realized that she wants to massage the “thing” for extra charge. Tempting but I chose to laugh later.
February 21st, 2008 at 1:09 pm
Hmm, just what we need right about now people. I wonder how Marshall McLuhan would have reacted.
February 21st, 2008 at 1:51 pm
I spotted that van too and snapped a picture of it…check it out:
http://www.pinoypie.com/2008/02/drive-by-shootings-1-asian-massage.html
February 22nd, 2008 at 3:17 pm
i’m an avid patron of that massage parlor. my favorite is their “combo massage” which i hesitated at first to try because it’s a combination of thai, swedish, etc., etc., massage.
thought i’ll be thrown in the air and will be spinned using the masseuse’ pointing finger for 30 minutes as a grand finale…
February 23rd, 2008 at 9:30 am
Spotted along a popular day-spot along one of Quezon City’s main roads:
OPENING SOON!! ___________ Resto-bar & KTV
1. Outstanding foods (both pinoy & international dishes)
2. Inexpensive, cheap meals (as low as P20.00 per order)
3. Excellent service
4. Quick cooking
5. Pleasant “family-friendly” atmosphere
6. Beautiful & sexy waitresses at your calling
I expressed a grimace, in an almost futile attempt to suppress a hysterical fit of convulsion, a general sedation might not be of help! Minutes later, I muttered: Hmmmm… A must-experience!
March 3rd, 2008 at 12:47 pm
They should’ve opted to use the name “God-centered-massage”…then use the slogan “God can see you/us..”, really, whatever…pfft.