Lifestyles of the Semi-famous
Because I used to be on TV, I may be described as “semi-famous”. Semi-famous means total strangers sort of recognize you, but they don’t know why or from where.
Recently I was sort-of-recognized twice on the same day in Greenbelt 4 (Note: I don’t shop at Greenbelt 4, but they have a nice washroom. Mostly I get dragged along by a friend who loves handbags. My role is to point out how many bags he already has and ask, “Is this a midlife crisis?” I cannot make a judgment on the merchandise itself as it would qualify as sour grapes.) A woman stopped in mid-stride and cried, “I know you!” I said, “Hello,” because I’ve learned that if you say, “No you don’t,” even if it’s a statement of fact, people regard it as hostile. She said, “Did I see you on TV? Were you on a show?” There was something odd about her—she was a bit too enthusiastic. Oh, and she looked to be in her 40s but she had no teeth.
“Yes,” I said, “But not anymore.” Then she stepped right in my path and started asking questions. What was the show, who were those people, what happened to that guy, what day was it on, lots of questions. At one point she tried to put her hand on my arm, which caused me to jump back three feet because I can’t abide touchy-feeliness. I answered her questions and made my getaway as fast as I could.
That same afternoon Chus and I were leaving a store as an extremely tall man was walking in. Right outside the store we were accosted by a guy in his 20s, cute, Chus’s type. He literally jumped in our path. “What’s the name of that guy?” he said in high excitement. “That basketball player who just went in?” Chus and I shrugged, we don’t follow basketball. “Hey, I know you, you’re a TV personality!” the guy cried. “Can I have your numbers?”
“No,” we chorused. The guy handed out his business card. “Email addresses?” So we wrote them on the brown envelope he was holding. “If you’re trying to sell condos, I’m not interested,” I said. “What about land?” he cried. “Nope,” I said, although Chus looked like he was assessing his feelings about real estate.
When Mr. Enthusiastic had bounced off, Chus and I discussed the incident. “You realize that if he were ugly, we would’ve fled instantly?” We agreed that looks matter, not that it was ever in doubt, and attractive people have an unfair genetic advantage. A toothless, hyper middle-aged female stranger asks you a lot of questions, and you find her odd. A cute, hyper young male stranger asks a lot of questions, and you find him amusing. We’re shallow.
Ironically the archaic definition of “cute” was “short, cross-eyed, and bowlegged”.
March 17th, 2008 at 15:16
i see you occasionally in an event, a bookstore, a mall but I admire from afar. i am shy and i like having my head attached to my neck. Now that you’re apt to say hello when someone invades your space, i may try an approach that’s between the toothless woman and the cute guy. hopefully, i get it right.
March 18th, 2008 at 05:15
So that was you in Greenbelt… but don’t worry, I just keep mum about seeing famous and semi-famous people. Except probably Terry Gilliam. Would likely freak if I see him.
March 18th, 2008 at 16:47
I am like Mew. I saw you at Greenbelt 5, i actually froze a bit cos you sort of glanced my way, but immediately came back to my senses and walked on. I’ve been a fan since HS, i am now 24 and working as a web designer for 5 years. It’s just fun for me to look back and think of myself back in Davao City (hometown) reading your Twisted books, and now seeing you like that. Fun.
March 19th, 2008 at 08:35
Should Ms Zafra be consoled if based on her definition of semi-famous, Rosa Rosal, Borgie Manotoc and some celebrity who’s supposed to be his girlfriend, Chiz Escudero, etc is on the same level as her? Or maybe, as my gay friend would say, I don’t watch local movies/television? (I do, by the way. At least some of them). The list of persons I’d liuke to meet and even form some sort of interaction on more than just acquaintance level includes her, Imelda Marcos and Kris Aquino but they could all materialize before me and I would most probably just go “Hey, he/she/it looks familiar.”
March 19th, 2008 at 09:49
About the cute person you mentioned selling real estate, There was rumor going around when I was jobhunting that Ayala Land only employed good looking people for their real estate sales agent. Well, my friends and I sort of confirmed this when Ayala Land went for our Job Fair in campus. The people manning the booth were notable. The girl was attractive and I swear that the guy was in several commercials.