The Chimimay Conquest
I’ve posted the original draft of my Theory of World Domination as it appeared in TODAY newspaper on 24 November 1994. If you’re doing work on the theory, remember to credit the source.
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April 10th, 2008 at 13:17
OMG, Jessica! You have to see this: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/2620
it’s weng weng!
April 10th, 2008 at 14:28
Has anyone seen Shining Through? Given enough training, our DH’s could do some industrial espionage for us. Imagine if Steve Jobs had a Pinoy or Pinay domestic worker trained in espionage? And the Japayukis. What a force for intelligence gathering.
April 11th, 2008 at 04:10
Jessica, I read through your World Domination Theory for the first time (when it initially came out, I was youngling with no notion of the world at large). I’m seeing a teeny little hiccup in the suggested household help strike maneuver. Since we are dealing with folks you have a great deal of influence (and by extension a great deal of money), what if it backfires and the maids get sacked?
The bigwigs might end up hiring help from Mexico instead (we’re not the only Third World country in dire need of Dollar remittances). True, Pinay maids are ubiquitous but they are not indispensable. Or are they?
Tell me if I’m missing something.
April 12th, 2008 at 12:45
The key is in the quality of the maids. If, somehow, we perfect a training regimen that transforms them into physically, intellectually, and psychologically superior agents who only bow to their employers and the order that sent them, we could actually get ’em good.
Either that would work or I’ve been reading too much classic Dune.
April 14th, 2008 at 08:10
If the bigwigs decided to pull a fast one and hire Mexican instead of Pinay maids, the Philippines could regain ascendancy by sure-fire, tried and tested techniques – rebrand Mexican products as Pinoy. After a suitable interval, Philippine remakes of Mexican originals can be reinserted into the Maid Matrix. Think Marimar meets the Twilight Zone…
World Domination back on track!