http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2008/06/04/not-the-mos-eisley-cantina/ Twisted by Jessica Zafra - Pumping irony since 1994 Thu, 04 Dec 2008 08:24:05 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.3 http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2008/06/04/not-the-mos-eisley-cantina/#comment-36221 jediknight Thu, 05 Jun 2008 03:48:35 +0000 http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2008/06/04/not-the-mos-eisley-cantina/#comment-36221 I read this post, to my eternal shame. I really cannot understand why you have to use Master Yoda's speech pattern in reconstructing a conversation between two people who salivate over pubescent males, or any male of any age for that matter. I'm sure there are more appropriate dialects to use in recreating a talk between people who are of the same sexual orientation (or taste), dialects that are much more effective in topics of this nature. I'm sorry, I'm a fan of yours, and I admire your writing style, but this one really disappoints me. I sometimes use Master Yoda's speech pattern in my correspondence with friends, but now I can't do it without being reminded of this...cringe- inducing conversation. I'm having a hard time imagining Master Yoda drooling over a male human. But don't go by me; I'm sure there are lots of people who find this post intriguing, and would probably ask you for directions. Having said that, I would like to have it on record that my favorite post is the one about you walking in a deserted street in Manhattan. Magical it was (ooops! Damn it). :-) I read this post, to my eternal shame.
I really cannot understand why you have to use Master Yoda’s speech pattern in reconstructing a conversation between two people who salivate over pubescent males, or any male of any age for that matter. I’m sure there are more appropriate dialects to use in recreating a talk between people who are of the same sexual orientation (or taste), dialects that are much more effective in topics of this nature.
I’m sorry, I’m a fan of yours, and I admire your writing style, but this one really disappoints me.
I sometimes use Master Yoda’s speech pattern in my correspondence with friends, but now I can’t do it without being reminded of this…cringe- inducing conversation.
I’m having a hard time imagining Master Yoda drooling over a male human.
But don’t go by me; I’m sure there are lots of people who find this post intriguing, and would probably ask you for directions.
Having said that, I would like to have it on record that my favorite post is the one about you walking in a deserted street in Manhattan. Magical it was (ooops! Damn it). :-)

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