Comments on: Two Tartars http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2008/06/08/two-tartars/ Twisted by Jessica Zafra - Pumping irony since 1994 Thu, 04 Dec 2008 07:55:58 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.3 By: franzi j. http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2008/06/08/two-tartars/#comment-36249 franzi j. Mon, 09 Jun 2008 16:30:55 +0000 http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2008/06/08/two-tartars/#comment-36249 Dinara Safina hisses and curses, and hits things with her racquet when pissed. Adorable. She resembles a college crush. The winner at Roland Garros, Ana Ivanovic is sooooo gorgeous, I developed a renewed interest in women's tennis. With Maria out, Ana filled in the babe vacuum splendidly. I don't care if she's just part of the "Russian babes of tennis", or if she wins or lose. Just watching this fine young lady on the clay is such a joy to the eye. Now I am researching the meaning of the word "love". Also deuce, umpire, referee, break-serve, backhand, forehand,drop shot, advantage,fault, and reverse somersault (that's a joke). Dinara Safina hisses and curses, and hits things with her racquet when pissed. Adorable. She resembles a college crush. The winner at Roland Garros, Ana Ivanovic is sooooo gorgeous, I developed a renewed interest in women’s tennis. With Maria out, Ana filled in the babe vacuum splendidly. I don’t care if she’s just part of the “Russian babes of tennis”, or if she wins or lose. Just watching this fine young lady on the clay is such a joy to the eye. Now I am researching the meaning of the word “love”. Also deuce, umpire, referee, break-serve, backhand, forehand,drop shot, advantage,fault, and reverse somersault (that’s a joke).

]]> By: radiohead http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2008/06/08/two-tartars/#comment-36246 radiohead Mon, 09 Jun 2008 00:05:26 +0000 http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2008/06/08/two-tartars/#comment-36246 Excerpts from post-match interview ... <i>Q. Do you still think you can win Roland Garros? </i> R. Federer: Yes. <i>Q. Are you sure?</i> R. Federer: Well, if you want me to answer no if that makes you happy, then no. Choose the answer. I said yes. (laughter.) <i>Q. Is it more difficult to lose on such a score, or do you just accept you have a guy who can do just anything on the court? </i> R. Federer: Well, right now I'd say it's easier to lose this way as today, because all along the match you realize that there is nothing you can do. You're not going to win. I think it was the same thing for him, and this is probably why his reaction was not as intense as it usually is. That's because of the result. It's always more difficult when you lose when you really could have won. Today I lost, and I lost, clearly. <i>Q. Imagine it's 2009 and this little fairy comes to you and says, You're going to win one tournament, but you have to choose: Wimbledon or Roland Garros. Which one?</i> R. Federer: I don't want to answer these stupid questions anymore. They're too stupid. <i>Q. But why?</i> R. Federer: Because I want to win at everything. I have no preference. Excerpts from post-match interview …

Q. Do you still think you can win Roland Garros?

R. Federer: Yes.

Q. Are you sure?

R. Federer: Well, if you want me to answer no if that makes you happy, then no. Choose the answer. I said yes. (laughter.)

Q. Is it more difficult to lose on such a score, or do you just accept you have a guy who can do just anything on the court?

R. Federer: Well, right now I’d say it’s easier to lose this way as today, because all along the match you realize that there is nothing you can do. You’re not going to win.

I think it was the same thing for him, and this is probably why his reaction was not as intense as it usually is. That’s because of the result. It’s always more difficult when you lose when you really could have won. Today I lost, and I lost, clearly.

Q. Imagine it’s 2009 and this little fairy comes to you and says, You’re going to win one tournament, but you have to choose: Wimbledon or Roland Garros. Which one?

R. Federer: I don’t want to answer these stupid questions anymore. They’re too stupid.

Q. But why?

R. Federer: Because I want to win at everything. I have no preference.

]]> By: lo-fi http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2008/06/08/two-tartars/#comment-36244 lo-fi Sun, 08 Jun 2008 19:25:25 +0000 http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2008/06/08/two-tartars/#comment-36244 she's quite mental too. few years from now she's gonna be sick and tired of the international media bringing up her brother on interviews and it's going to drive her more nuts. i think im in love. she’s quite mental too. few years from now she’s gonna be sick and tired of the international media bringing up her brother on interviews and it’s going to drive her more nuts. i think im in love.

]]> By: radiohead http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2008/06/08/two-tartars/#comment-36243 radiohead Sun, 08 Jun 2008 15:35:01 +0000 http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2008/06/08/two-tartars/#comment-36243 A hardly surprising result. The only question I had before the match was how many games Fed will win. On the bright side... goodbye clay, hello grass. A hardly surprising result. The only question I had before the match was how many games Fed will win. On the bright side… goodbye clay, hello grass.

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