http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2008/07/01/do-not-bother-the-sleeping-giant/ Twisted by Jessica Zafra - Pumping irony since 1994 Thu, 04 Dec 2008 05:45:26 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.3 http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2008/07/01/do-not-bother-the-sleeping-giant/#comment-36418 rmsblue Wed, 02 Jul 2008 22:06:56 +0000 http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2008/07/01/do-not-bother-the-sleeping-giant/#comment-36418 Marat seems to be channeling the spirit of Goran, who also came in unseeded, unwinning to be the surprise 2001 champion. I bet you he's got Teletubbies on his BBC every morning (Goran's odd but apparently effective pre-match relaxation ritual, remember?). Reality check though: he's goiing to need more than be relaxed to win the next 2 rounds. Goran only had to dispatch Henman then Rafter, not Agassi and Sampras; which is what beating Federer and Nadal back to back would have been like. He just might need to summon up his own Good, Bad, and Emergency Marat. Marat seems to be channeling the spirit of Goran, who also came in unseeded, unwinning to be the surprise 2001 champion. I bet you he’s got Teletubbies on his BBC every morning (Goran’s odd but apparently effective pre-match relaxation ritual, remember?). Reality check though: he’s goiing to need more than be relaxed to win the next 2 rounds. Goran only had to dispatch Henman then Rafter, not Agassi and Sampras; which is what beating Federer and Nadal back to back would have been like. He just might need to summon up his own Good, Bad, and Emergency Marat.

]]> http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2008/07/01/do-not-bother-the-sleeping-giant/#comment-36407 buttercup Tue, 01 Jul 2008 05:35:03 +0000 http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2008/07/01/do-not-bother-the-sleeping-giant/#comment-36407 Yes, he was complaining about how expensive the strawberries were and how there weren't enough desserts. Funny guy. Yes, he was complaining about how expensive the strawberries were and how there weren’t enough desserts. Funny guy.

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