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What are Jay and Carlo talking about? Believe it or not they were discussing the dimensions of a cake Carlo was going to bake, so get your head out of the gutter. Still, this picture lends itself to all sorts of speculation, so write your own caption (or an entire conversation, if it’s a slow day at work). Example: “I think we can build a small hadron collider. . .”
Post it in Comments before Thursday. The author of the caption chosen by Jay and Carlo gets a hardcover copy of The Passion of Artemisia (Gentileschi), a fictional biography of the Italian baroque artist, by Susan Vreeland. Â
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August 18th, 2008 at 19:04
“No, no, no. You have to keep your thumbs up a bit to be a really convincing pretend cowboy.”
August 18th, 2008 at 19:54
No. You’re missing an inch, baby.
August 18th, 2008 at 20:59
Pare, this is how you do it. “Spaghetting pataas, pataas nang pataas…â€
August 18th, 2008 at 22:17
This is how Chuck Norris did it.
August 18th, 2008 at 22:27
surely you mean a large hard-on collider
August 19th, 2008 at 01:14
two worms and a lobster
August 19th, 2008 at 04:49
“Since when did hotdogs became a foot long?”
August 19th, 2008 at 08:51
This is Lito Lapid. That is Babette Villaruel.
August 19th, 2008 at 11:36
walang biro dude, seryoso talaga ako, yung dilis na hinuli ko was THIS BIG
August 19th, 2008 at 13:38
Baldie says to Hairi, “I am making imaginary shapes with my imaginary rubber bands while you pretend imaginary Olympic medals are hanging from your two fingers.”
August 19th, 2008 at 13:41
hahaha lance naunahan mo ako!
August 19th, 2008 at 14:37
i just want to say that this photo reminded me of an exchange i had with a wham server at shang when i ordered the beef frank.
me: miss, how big is the beef frank?
whamgirl: ma’am, six inches po (giggles)
my friend flukeman: ahaaay!
August 20th, 2008 at 08:33
“I played with toy guns as a kid. You?”
“I just picked my nose alot.”
August 20th, 2008 at 10:18
sige isipin mu nalang may hawak tayong uzi.
August 20th, 2008 at 10:47
“So let’s see: one plus one is…?”
“And if you’re trying to multiply, I think you have to include your thumbs! Like this…one, two…wait, wait…or is it…”
August 20th, 2008 at 11:24
how long do you think GMA was when she was born?
August 20th, 2008 at 20:12
The judges confer on TV’s hottest new reality show. Not pictured: rival Weng Weng impersonators Ray and Lucien await the verdict.
August 20th, 2008 at 20:38
: uhm…can you help me use my gaydar? it doesn’t seem to work…
: sure…you have to position your thumbs like this…that’ll do the trick…
August 20th, 2008 at 23:24
okay pare follow my lead. sagidi-sagidi-sapopo…sagidi-sagidi-sapopo..
August 21st, 2008 at 06:50
green mind.
“dude, what i saw in the washroom, it was this long.”
“jake, mine’s longer. like this.”
*toilet paper shortage
August 21st, 2008 at 12:56
Guy 1 : “This is how I was held up the night I lost my virginity, while eating shawarma from Mr. Kebab’s”
Guy 2 : “Cool, I’m planning to do that on someone, am I doing it the right way?”
August 21st, 2008 at 20:34
these suck. mine didn’t