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In an ABC interview, the closest friends of the Republican VP nominee revealed that she hates cats.

Meow! We knew there had to be another reason why our hairs stand on end every time we see you on TV, moose-huntin’-and-dressin’ woman. Another reason besides the obvious fact that you are not qualified to be America’s Number Two and the thought of you being so close to a nuclear arsenal gives us the creeps. You sound catty enough in your speeches, but we are more highly-evolved than you are. For starters, we understand what evolution is. We are deeply offended on behalf of Socks’ human. Cat-hater, you’re no Hillary Clinton. While cats are either monarchists or anarchists, we approve of the Democratic nominee’s feline elegance and intelligence. We do not recognize the quaint concept of borders, but as members of the United Species, we are for Obama.

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