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One day in the fifth grade, our substitute English teacher used the word “motel” in a sentence. “Girls, do you know what motel is?” she asked our class.
“A small hotel?” someone ventured.
“No,” the teacher declared with a furious headshake. “A motel is where your father plays hide and seek with his number two.”
I still didn’t know what she meant.
Later that week, I was in the car with my parents when we passed a “Motel” sign. “Oh look, a motel,” I said. “That’s where fathers play hide and seek with their number twos.”
My father slammed on the brakes and my mother threw a fit. “Where did you hear that?” they shrieked.
The next day my mother demanded a conference with the school principal. I don’t recall if we ever saw the substitute English teacher again.
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December 10th, 2008 at 00:26
Hehe I wonder what happened to that substitute teacher? :)
Must’ve felt really horny or pissed off to say something that would ultimately lead to her job’s demise.
December 10th, 2008 at 08:34
Reminds me of my grade school science teacher who said sex is what two dogs do in the street. “And let me tell you, class, it’s very, very painful.”
December 10th, 2008 at 13:37
Hey, are you related to the UP (Diliman) P.E. teacher Ms. Zafra? She kicked me out of her class twice. Haha. Long story. I have to say she’s pretty fair though…I still got a 1.5 in her class ;-). This was 22 yrs. ago.
December 10th, 2008 at 14:35
Haha! This is very funny. I went to the same school, Ms. Jessica Zafra. :D
December 10th, 2008 at 21:50
A teacher in our high school had the same habit. He was teaching music (without actually teaching us to play anything.) he was just babbling about how music rocks and stuff.
At one point, he explained how girls liked playing the saxophone. he followed this with an act involving him with an open mouth and a fist stroked back and forth in front of it (resembling fellatio). He also said that boys loved playing the ORGAN.
After that, I realized that music is all about just Sax and Violins.
December 10th, 2008 at 23:28
Saan mo nabili yung kuwintas na galunggong ng iyong pusa (pasensiya na, nalimutan ko ang ngalan niya).
December 11th, 2008 at 08:33
I wonder there’s a cat picture in here? haha. Bad teacher.