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Thanks to all the readers who sent pictures of their cats. Some of them were actually doing yoga-like poses. The winner of our Lazy Fat Cat Yoga contest is. . .Mushy! Mushy’s human, please email your postal address in the Philippines to urban.matthias@gmail.com.

Saffy contemplates twine.

Are you shopping for a present for your cat? Think again. Does your cat actually play with the expensive toys, playgrounds and stuff that you, the human slave, humbly offer her/him? Mine regard all store-bought toys with disdain. When I bring home something from the pet store they ignore it, but they’re wild about the box. Days of fun and excitement! They play hide and seek or fortress under siege, and finally they shred the box to bits. If the box is tied up in string, double the fun!

So this holiday season, I bought stuff for myself, then I had the items boxed, gift-wrapped, and tied in ribbon. Everybody happy!