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Archive for June, 2009

And Alec Baldwin only wants to marry you

June 01, 2009 By: jessicazafra Category: Places, Traveling 3 Comments →

NYT columnist Nicholas Kristof offers ’15 tips for traveling to even the roughest of countries.’

Here’s number 10. ‘Don’t wear a nice watch, for that suggests a fat wallet and also makes a target. I learned that lesson on my first trip to the Philippines: a robber with a machete had just encountered a Japanese businessman with a Rolex — who now, alas, has only one hand.’

The weather is bipolar.

June 01, 2009 By: jessicazafra Category: Books, Movies, Places No Comments →

Raining, Hong Kong, 2008
Rain, Hong Kong, 2008

Sizzling heat, pouring rain. Looks like Al Gore was right.

Of course the one day I step out of the house without an umbrella (I’d assumed the folding umbrella was in my bag, forgetting that I took it out the previous day because I was lugging the big umbrella) it starts pouring rain. But I love the rain. Bring on the dark skies, gray clouds and distant thunder. I like the lighting.

Reminds me of a conversation I had years ago. The scene is a bar in the late afternoon. It’s raining small mammals, big drops that go splat on the asphalt.

Scrat: I don’t like the rain.

Me: Because you see yourself dead in it.

Scrat: Because it reminds me of boarding school.

Me: And it was full of the biggest morons and phonies you’d ever seen.

Scrat: It was cold and wet.

Me: Then Burgess and Philby tried to recruit you as a spy for the Russians.

Scrat: Very bad food.

Me: Poor upper class types. I studied right here and we had nothing but blazing sunshine.

Scrat: And yet you’re the one who’s drunk and standing at a 45-degree angle.

It’s mildly funny if you like books.

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The great thing about Brillante Mendoza’s Kinatay is that for once we’re fighting over an idea of Cinema rather than whether Nora is greater than Vilma.

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Today in Noel Orosa-ness: ‘There should be a Senate hearing on why there is a Senate hearing on Hayden Kho.’

Cockhouse, Maul of Asia
Ponder this: A sabong-themed store at Maul of Asia. Le coq sportif.