Adapted for the screen and directed by Carlo J. Caparas, Mr. National Artist to you
US President Barack Obama in a photo-op promoting Chicago’s bid for the 2016 Olympics. (Bend the knees, Mr. President, plié.)
This week’s LitWit challenge the Back to School Speech isn’t really working out (wasting this perfectly good photo) so I’m replacing it with something substantially less serious.
We like books, we like movies, we like books made into movies. If there’s a guy who knows a thing or three about all of the above it’s the Philippines’ National Artist for Film and the Visual Arts, Carlo J. Caparas. Caparas went from writer of komiks serials to auteur of such films as The Vizconde Massacre, The Lipa Massacre, The Tirad Pass Massacre, The Lotto Massacre, and the Massacre Ng Mga Elitista, currently in production.
What if the National Artist were to adapt other people’s works of literature into film? The possibilities are stunning. In the hands of Carlo J. Caparas, Jose Rizal’s novel Noli Me Tangere (In English, Touch Me Not) would become Huwag Mo Akong Hipuin, Huwag!
Given the Carlo J treatment El Filibusterismo would turn into The Wedding Massacre: Sasabog Na Ang Bomba! (I Now Pronounce You Man And Wife.)
In contrast to the pallid Hollywood adaptation of Da Vinci Code, his version would be Ang Katawan At Dugo ni Mona Lisa (Hesusmaryosep!). The classic fairy tale The Little Red Riding Hood would turn into The Little Red Riding Hood Rape-Slay (Who’s Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?), and Snow White, The Pitong Unano Massacre (Huwag Mong Kakagatin Ang Mansanas!).
Send in your proposed titles (as many as you wish) for Carlo J. Caparas film adaptations of any book by Sunday, 20 September. The two best entries will get
Dennis Lehane’s Shutter Island, which has been filmed by Martin Scorsese as. . .Shutter Island. (Carlo J would never approve of that title, it’s too obvious.)
Post your entries now! Thanks to Butch for the concept. The weekly LitWit Challenge is brought to you by National Bookstore. The annual Cut-Price Book Sale is still on so post your entries, and then go to National!
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Cheri by Colette: Puede Pa Si Lola, Part 2 (title borrowed from Chris Martinez)
The Sun Also Rises by Ernest Hemingway: Umaga Na Nang Hinugot (also borrowed from Chris)
The Good Earth by Pearl S. Buck: Kapag ang Palay Naging Bigas, May Bumayo (actual movie title)
Oedipus Rex by Sophocles: The Thebes Massacre: Pinakasalan Ko Ang Ina Ko (My Eyes! My Eyes!)
The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald: Massacre sa Kanlurang Itlog (Massacre in West Egg): Glug Glug Glug
Help! I can’t stop!
Answers to questions you might be asking, unless you wandered onto this site purely by accident >>>
September 17th, 2009 at 08:15
(1) The age-old story Beauty and the Beast will become “My Other Woman (The Che Tiongson, Chavit Singson Story)”
(2) Tom Clancy’s The Sum of All Fears to become “Pangarap kong Jackpot 2: How Carlo Caparas became a National Artist”
(3) Charles Dickens’ A Tale of Two Cities will be “Manila by Day and Manila by Night”
(4) JRR Tolkien’s The Lord of The Rings trilogy will be “Pangarap kong Jackpot trilogy: How the Villaricas massacred the Lhuilliers”
(5) Harper Lee’s To Kill a Mockingbird will be the ambitious “Kapit na kapit sa patalim: The Lorena Bobbitt Story”
September 17th, 2009 at 08:59
Carlo J. Caparas’s “Prinsesa, Di Mauubusan ng Dugo Para Sa ‘Yo: Masaker sa Dalawang Isla”. Based on the novel, Princess Bride, by William Goldman.
September 17th, 2009 at 12:44
What about:
“The Fireless Inferno (Good God! I can’t write!)”
“To Massacre A Mockingbird (For God’s sake, believe Tom Robinson!)”
“The Catcher in the Rye (Sweet Lord, not another phony!)”
Cheers.
September 17th, 2009 at 12:45
Milyonaryong Taga-barong-barong: The Gameshow Massacre (Wow! Sinong di mawiwili?)
– his version of Slumdog Millionaire (from the novel Q & A by Vikas Swarup)
September 17th, 2009 at 13:00
One more:
“Stellaaaaa! (The Streetcar Named Desire Story)”
September 17th, 2009 at 13:01
Dadanak ang Pula: The Humpty Dumpty Tragedy (God Save the Egg!)
September 17th, 2009 at 13:05
Atonement (PAGTUTUWID, Diyos ko Bakit Mo ako Ginawang Pilyang Bata!)
Gone Baby Gone by Dennis Lehane (NAGLAHO, BATA, WALA NA – the Kid they put in a maleta Massacre)
September 17th, 2009 at 13:11
or Boomtarat-tarat: The Gameshow Victims (Forgive us our sins, oh Lord!)
September 17th, 2009 at 13:45
The Untold Story of Weng Weng: Ang Unanong Tinukso Ng Makapangyarihang Singsing based on J. R. R. Tolkien’s The Lord of the Rings
September 17th, 2009 at 14:28
The Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka – Ang Pagbabago ni Gregorio (Huwag mong Tapakan ang Ipis!)
September 17th, 2009 at 14:34
Kinuha Mo Na Ang Lahat Sa Akin! (Arayyy! Pero Kakayanin Ko!) based on Shel Silverstein’s The Giving Tree.
Susie Salmon AKA Pira-pirasong Kalansay based on Alice Sebold’s Lovely Bones
The Seiko Wallet Massacre Story (God Give Me Money!) based on Sophie Kinsella’s Shopaholic
September 17th, 2009 at 14:56
* Steve Harvey’s ACT LIKE A LADY, THINK LIKE A MAN will be “The Stand of Nancy Navalta: Lord, where’s my d*ck?”
* M. G. Vassanji’s The Assassin’s Song will be “The Ping Lacson Confessions: God, save RP from Erap”
* John Linder’s The FairTax Book to become “The Espele Sales nonsense: Lord, I didn’t know what I was saying”
September 17th, 2009 at 15:58
– Harry Madyikero and the Sorcerer’s Stone: Darna! Ang Bato! Shoot Mo! Dali!
– The Return of Da King: Nauna Kang Pinanganak, Nauna Kang Namatay, Tapos Babalik? Inay ko po!
– 500 Tao Na Naglulunoy Sa Apoy Na Dagat: It’s Too Late to Meet Thy God!
September 17th, 2009 at 16:41
“Hindi ko kinaya! Ang istorya ni Cordelia (Our father, how I hate my sisters!)” (King Lear) starring Gretchen B.
“Tropang gising, tropang gising, tropang gising-sing; Mga praning, mga praning, mga praning-ning (Oh my, not my nanay!)” (Hamlet) starring Baron G.
“Ang pag-amo kay Bisaya: the Annabel Rama story (Taming with Gucci shoes)” (The Taming of the Shrew) starring Rofa G.
September 17th, 2009 at 16:55
Robert Heinlein’s “—All You Zombies—” = Ama, Ina, Anak (San galing ang mga Patay na Buhay?)
Brothers Karamazov = Sino pumatay sa tatay ko?
Jack the Ripper = Ang Mananaksak (Pokpok Massacre)
September 17th, 2009 at 17:03
Nunalita: I am sorry… (Hello, hindi ako peke! for God sake!) – Based on the novel, Lolita, by Vladimir Nabokov.
September 17th, 2009 at 17:48
Romeo vs. Juliet: The Double murder case (starring Marian Rivera if possible)
Ang Mga Kawawa (Dahil Hindi nanalong National Artist) – an autobiographical movie inspired by Les Miserables
Smile: Ang Kamandag ng Larawan!!! – The Picture of Dorian Gray
Nandiyan na ang Aso!!! The Hacienda Baskerville massacre – The Hound of the Baskervilles
Stalker! The Untold story of the White Rabbit – Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland
September 17th, 2009 at 19:01
God Save the Old Lady! (The St. Petersburg Massacre) =Crime and Punishment
Roberto Jordan: El Dinamita ng España= For Whom the Bell Tolls
Isang Siglong Walang Diyos=100 years of Solitude
Sabik sa Dugo= Twilight
Aalalahanin ko’t Dudurugin kita = The Bourne Identity
September 17th, 2009 at 19:11
1) “House of Sand and Fogâ€
“Ang Bahay sa San Francisco:
T’was gifted to me, Thank God!â€
Based on a true story
Starring: Mikey Arroyo
Sample Dialogue (search “Winnie + Mikey Arroyo†at Youtube)
Mikey: “Well put it this way,â€
Igan: “O sige.â€
“ Alam nyo kase, syempre unang-una kinasal tayo non, medyo nagkaron tayo ng marameng regalo. Ta’os pagkampanya, syempre kahit papano maraing tumutulong sa aten
“so nakaipon ka roon?â€
“e hindi naman nakaipon, medyooo nakagaan nang konte. Tapos I have some good investments. Anyway, my lawyer will just aah.â€
“okey abangan ko pag-uwi ng lawyer mo ha. Pagbalekâ€
…
Mikey: “Now youre being sarcastic…â€
Mareng Winnie: “Hahaha. Of course.â€
2) The World is What it is by Patrick French
“Ganyan talaga ang buhay, weather-weather langâ€
Carlo Caparas grabbing the award. Ramon Santos being dropped from the rolls. Carlo Caparas will of course direct himself.
3) “What we talk about when we talk about love†by Raymond Carver
“Ano nga ba ang Pag-ibig?
God, speak to us!”
(ang haba nga naman ng transleysyon)
4) The Satanic Verses by Salman Rushdie
Satanas, Lumayu ka!
The Bumbay Angel Tragedy
5) The Global Filipino (authorized biography of Jose DeVenecia)
Ilaban mo, Pilipinas kong mahal, sa mundong ibabaw, the Jose de Venecia Story.
The opening credits will go like this…
Inihahandog ng ating Pambansang Alagad ng Sining, na magaling magdrowing (tignan nyo ito o!), na may ipinangalan-sa-kanyang street sa Pasig, na mula sa masang na-ka-Rayban, na nagpupuyat isulat ang kanyang mga iskrip, nang maraming natutulungan, ang Hari ng Comics, Visual Arts… dyandyararaaan Carlo J Caparas!
Then, Amay Bisaya, Manoling Morato, and Pangarap kong Jackpot stars screaming: “Yahu! Manigas kayo!”
September 17th, 2009 at 19:19
“Ang Larawan ng Isang National Artist na Balbas-Sarado (Mga Gago! Hindi Ako Taong Grasa!)” – by James Joyce
September 17th, 2009 at 19:52
This is fun!
1. Metamorphosis by Kafka (re-write): Ang Pagbabagong Anyo ni Gorio (Ipis mang Ituring, Tao pa din!)
2. Murders in the Rue Morgue by Poe – Masaker sa Kalye *BMA (Bago Mamatay, Amen) (Nang Mag-amok si Chitae!)
*BMA is a real street in Bulacan, believe it or not… it leads to the cemetery!
3. Great Expectations by Dickens – The True to Life Story of Bayani Fernando (nuf said)
September 17th, 2009 at 20:25
Silence of the Lambs: Ang Pananahimik ng mga Anak ng Tupa (Anak ka ng Tupa Bakla, Huwag mong Kalkalin ang Balat ng Anak ni Senadora!)
Revenge of the Killer Tomatoes: Ang Paghihiganti ng Mga Kamag-anakan ni Gloria (God Save Our Country!)
September 18th, 2009 at 00:14
The Portrait of a Lady (by H. James): The BB Gandanghari Story (Hoodlum ang Utol Ko, Pare)
Amsterdam (by I. McEwan): Miss X, Ikalawang Aklat (Dito Po, Pokpok Man, May Langit Din)
The English Patient (by M. Ondaatje): The Check-Up Scandal (Winarat Ang Dibdib!)
The House of the Spirits (by I. Allende): May Multo sa Bahay ni Booba! (Sa Ngalan ng Ama, ng Anak, at Bukod na Pinagpala)
The Lover (by M. Duras): Basta Warlord, Great Lover (Kapag Puso’y Nilatigo)
The Agony and the Ecstasy (by I. Stone): The Great Raid sa Elitistang Tiange (The Exclusive Guccio Gang Scandal!)
The God of Small Things (by A. Roy): Ang Lihim ni Timmy Yappy (Sinukat Ka Ngunit Kulang)
The Dogeaters (by J. Hagedorn): The Pacmom Advisory: Sa Inuman, Dapat May Pulutan (Takbo, Bantay, Takbo!)
Revolutionary Road (by R. Yates): Ang Lagim sa EDSA (Sa Pagdanak ng Dugo ng mga Elitista, God Save Me!)
The Silence of the Lambs (by T. Harris): The Romulus Nero Story: Ayaw Pumiyok, Dila Nalunok!
The Trial (by F. Kafka): Ang Paglilitis ni Mang Erapyo, Part II (God Save The Philippines from Him!)
The Mystic River (by D. Lehane): The Malabon Murder Mystery (Hints: Bangkay, Draum, at Semento!
September 18th, 2009 at 14:26
The Virgin suicides – Tondo teenage suicides: Mga anak saan kami nagkamali?
Jude the Obscure – Monumento suicide-massacre: desperada, kapit sa patalim (Why mama?)
September 18th, 2009 at 15:53
*Elbert Hubbard’s A Message to Garcia = Hello, Garci?! Ang huling habilin
* Janette Lowrry’s The Poky Little Puppy = Tuta ng Ina Mo: Ang Tanging Pet ng Tanging Ina (The Mikey Arroyo Guide to Earn Millions)
* The Hardy Boys = Subok na Matigas, Subok na Matatag: Ang Agimat ni Ramon Revilla Sr.
* Lora Leigh’s Heat Seeker = Nag-iinit sa bawat puslit: Hayden Kho, Hayden Niyo, Hayden nilang lahat
September 18th, 2009 at 16:38
Crime and Punishment — The San Pedro Massacre (Take Me out of the Dark, My Lord!)
September 18th, 2009 at 16:54
Brothers Karamazov — Patayin sa Sindak si Mang Doro
A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man — Ang Pagdadalaga ni Esteban Dafalong
September 18th, 2009 at 17:19
“Hoy hoy Boy Palaboy! (Don’t try little one)†(Kafka on the Shore by Haruki Murakami)
“Ayaw nila ako tantanan! Swear! (Lord, bakit ako?)†(The Turn of the Screw by Henry James)
“Killing Ladies (We just wanna have some!)†(Out by Natsuo Kirino)
September 18th, 2009 at 18:06
Twilight becomes “Takipsilim: Batang bampira massacre (Bampira sa gabi, sa takipsilim) ”
starring Marian Rivera (Isabela) at Dindong Dantes (Eduardo)
September 18th, 2009 at 19:40
A room of one’s own by Virginia Woolf = Donna Villa: The woman behind the National Artist.
Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury = Walang Usok kung Walang Apoy: History will judge me!
September 18th, 2009 at 23:26
The passion story = The Massacre of the Christ (My God, My God, Why Have You Forsaken Me?)
The Great Gatsby = The Long Island Swimming Pool Massacre (Sa langit ang ating tagpuan)
September 19th, 2009 at 11:53
Friendship,
Knowing na ni Lolit ang tungkol sa new LitWit challenge nyo kaya tinmbre nya na kay Donna Villa. Binola nya ‘to na dapat daw maghanda si Carlo dahil balita nya may gagawing Q&A ala Miss U sa Supreme Court hearing gaya sa Lakas-Kampi convention kung saan nangamote si Bayani. Dapat prepared daw si Carlo at alamin nya kahit titles lang ng mga truliling National Artist sa films. Asked agad ng tulong si Donna kay Lolit. Payag kagad ang harbatera if the price is right. Suggest ni Lolit magkipag-meeting sa mga showbiz reporters at humingi ng mga ideas sa mga ito, pero dapat may mga “envelops” na ipamumodmod. Approved naman kaagad kay Donna kaya contact ni Lolit si Ricky (Why Carlo Caparas?, Why Not?) Lo na tinaasan naman ng kilay ng iba dahil maraming corrected by daw mga isinulat nito. Sabi si Butch F. na lang dahil maraming alam ‘to sa films at si Joey de Leon dahil witty daw. Kaso wala si Joey at ayaw naman ni Butch dahil baka ma-ban ang Urian sa CCP pag nalaman to ni Atty. Kapunan. Ayon, sila-sila na lang ang nag-brainstorming at ang mga sumusunod ang mga storms na na-gathered nila. If I know mare-reject naman ni Manoling ang karamihan, kundi man lahat, pero wah sila keber dahil bayad na sila, noh?
The Member of the Wedding by C. McCullers. Diborsyada, Disgrasyada at Di-annuled vs. Broken Marriage at Relasyon (by Bernal)
The House of Mirth by E. Wharton; Laro sa Apoy:Bahay-bahayan sa SanFo vs. Hot Property and Kontrobersyal (by Brocka)
Atonement by I. McEwan; I,m Sorry (Forgive Me, Maruja) vs. Makiusap Ka sa Diyos at Kailan Mahuhugasan ang Kasalanan? (by Brocka
Around The World in Eight Days by J. Verne; Rated XXX: Nang Maluha si Koring sa Lakas ng Padyak ng Atat na Atat na si Mar(ing) vs. Hindi Pa Tapos ang Laban (by FPJ) and Till Death Do Us Part (by Bernal)
Brokeback Mountain by E. A. Proulx: Okay Ka Fairy Ko,Part7 (Ikaw at ang PCSO) vs. Tubog sa Ginto (by Brocka) and Banawe (by G. de Leon)
Presumed Innocent by Scott Turow; Mano Po 10:Jungjung’s Crying Game vs. Tahan na Empoy, Tahan and Lumuha Pati mga Angel (by Brocka)
The French Lieutenant’s Woman by J. Fowles; The DJ Mu File: Ang Kabit ni Mr. Torroyo vs. Sinong Kapiling, Sinong Kasiping? (by E. Romero)
Atlas Shrugged by A. Rand; Deadma Lang si Maam vs. Pasan Ko Ang Daigdig (by Brocka)
A Rage To Live by J. O’Hara: : The Green Revolution of Merriam Webster: Putulin Ang Puno! Sisa (by G. de Leon) and Santiago (by Brocka)
Black and Blue by A. Quindlen; Luis del Latigo: Latay ng Pag-ibig vs. Hayop sa Hayop and Caught In The Act (by Brocka)
Mother Courage and Her Children by B. Brecht; Sabi ni Nanay Dapat May Pulutan (Sa Piling ng mga Sunog-Baga) vs. Wanted Perfect Mother and Inay (by Brocka)
A Thousand Acres by J. Smiley; The Bloody Massacre at Farmers Market (God Save Luisita!) vs. Daigdig ng mga Api (by G. de Leon)
A Tale of Two Cities by C. Dickens; Dito sa Makati… at Doon sa Malabon… vs. Ganito Kami Ngayon, Paano Kayo Ngayon? (by E. Romero)
Last Tango in Paris by B. Bertolucci; The True Confessions of an Ex- Dancing Queen sa Senado vs. Ang Mananayaw and Macho Dancer (by Brocka)
Clear and Present Danger by T. Clancy; The Mercy de la Merced Story: (May Himala!) vs. Ako Ang Katarungan! (by G. de Leon), Ako Ang Huhusga (by FPJ) and Natutulog Pa Ang Diyos (by Brocka)
Body of Evidence by P. Cornwell; Ang Plastikada: (Hinugot sa Dibdib) vs. Palipat-Lipat, Papalit-Palit (by Brocka) and Hinugot sa Langit (by Bernal)
Prick Up Your Ears by J. Lahr; Del Venezia and Son: The Talented Pito Blowers vs. Ang Padrino (by FPJ) and Ibulong Mo Sa hangin (by G. de Leon)
The Comedians by G. Greene; Sue Me If You Can vs. Miguelito…Ang Batang Rebelde (by Brocka) and Juan Tamad Goes To Congress (by M. Conde)
September 19th, 2009 at 14:08
Correction
It Should be Around the World in Eighty Days by J. Verne.
P. S.
Nagtaka ako sa mga titles kasi swak sa aking tastebuds. Balik sa akin ni Lolit hindi naman lahat ng showbiz reporters ay mga pinabili lang ng suka at pagbalik “creative” writers na. Mayroong graduate sa UST. Mayroon din galing sa Pamantasan ng Maynila at ka-batch pa raw si Wilma Galvante. Si Lolit nga’y from UP daw. Pero sabi raw ng ex nyang si R. Samson sa Recto lang galing yong diploma nya.
September 19th, 2009 at 14:52
The Merchant of Venice by Shakespeare
Kung Mangutang Ka’t Di Magbayad (God, Save My Flesh!)
Twelfth Night (Or What You Will) by Shakespeare
Eba o Adan: Pag-ibig Kong Nalilito
Dante Alighieri Trilogy (Inferno, Purgatorio, Paradiso)
Biyaheng Langit: Angkas Kita sa Impiyerno at Purgatoryo
Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll
Ang Alamat ni Alice Lagalag
September 19th, 2009 at 16:14
Hesus sa Krus: Pok, pok ang sabi ng pako (the Jesus Christ murder story)
adapted from the Bible
warpedopinion.com
September 19th, 2009 at 16:16
Tao Sa Krus: Pok, pok ang sabi ng pako
(the Jesus Christ murder story)
adapted from the Bible
warpedopinion.com
September 19th, 2009 at 16:42
Cinderella – The Rusty Lopez Massacre (Takbo Cindy! Takbo!)
The Diary of a Young Girl – The Genocide Chronicles (Todo na ‘to)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone – The James and Lily Potter Double Murder Case (At ang Batang Ayaw Mamatay)
The Vampire Lestat – The Bampira Massacre (Iligtas Mo Po Kami)
September 19th, 2009 at 19:47
The Vagina Monologues by E. Ensler – The True to Life Story of Anabelle Rama (Oh God…Oh Gawwwdd!!!)
September 19th, 2009 at 21:10
The Fountainhead : Tilamsik ng Ulo!
September 20th, 2009 at 02:35
Portnoy’s Complaint
Kahit Saang Butas, The Alexander Portnoy Story
The Lottery
“Wag Kang Jajackpot, Wag!â€
Love in the time of Cholera
Pag-ibig sa Panahon ng Malalang Pagnanaknak at Pagtatae
Sa tundo man ay may langit din
Becomes
Langit Sa Tondo (Viva Sto Nino!)
Im sure Carlo would love to adapt and massacre Butch Dalisay’s Soledad’s Sister
OFW Victim! Soledad Cabahug Story
“mula sa Nobela ng isang Elitistaâ€
Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay
“Comics Kingsâ€
Directed by Comics King, National Artist!
(Magaling akong magdrowing. Tignan nyo ito, o!)
The Professor of Desire or Sabbath’s Theater by Philip Roth
Indecent Professor 2, Sinalakay Si Inday
September 20th, 2009 at 16:19
His Dark Materials – Philip Pullman : Ang Kahindik-hindik niyang Armas: Mag-Ingat!
The Time Traveler’s Wife – Audrey Niffenegger : Nasaan ang Asawa mo Kagabi?
Grapes of Wrath – John Steinbeck : Lintik Lang Ang Walang Ganti
The Kite Runner – Khaled Hosseini : Ang Magnanakaw ng Guryon
Memoirs of a Geisha – Arthur Golden : Alaala ng Kanyang Kabadingan
Lord of the Flies – William Golding : Oh My, Bangaw!
Love In The Time Of Cholera – Gabriel Garcia Marquez : Walang Pagtatae sa Ngalan ng Pag-ibig
Midnight’s Children – Salman Rushdie: Ang Mga Magbabalut
September 20th, 2009 at 19:13
Dahil Matigas ang Kama’t Malamig ang Lugaw: Ang Poot ni Goldilocks (The Papa, Mama and Baby Bear Slayings)
Kokak: Kay Tamis ng Una Mong Halik (Love story on a Waterlily)
Hindii Nasasaktan ang Puso ng Pangil Mo (Huwag mong amuyin ang dugo!)
film versions of Goldilocks, Frog Prince, and Twilight
September 20th, 2009 at 19:41
Garapalan na lang naman (e.g. Carlo J. Caparas, National Artist!!???!!), heto po ang mga titulo:
All the President’s Men by C. Bernstein and B. Woodward
Sexy Star:Hindi Ako si Deep-Throat!
Ang Mga Lalaki ng Pangulo!
Walang Bakla sa Presidential Guards, Promise!
A Passage To India by E. M. Forster
I’m Dazed and Confused sa Kuweba ng Bombay
Inurong Na!:Demanda ng Turistang Niyari Raw ng Bombay sa Kuweba
Bombay, Bombay, Bantay Salakay!
Love in the Time of Cholera by G. Marquez
Tumira ng 622 Babae! (Mas Matulis Kay Revilla!)
Kaming Uugod-ugod Na, May Libog Pa Rin!
Lolo Naka-score Rin! (Limampung Taong Paghihintay)
The Collector by J. Fowles
Lotto Winner Na, Kidnapper Pa!
Nagsimula sa Paruparong Bukid ….
Jueteng, Lotteng, Ending, at Karera, Ikalawang Aklat
Portnoy’s Complaint by P. Roth
Bayo Dito, Bayo Doon, Bayo Kahit Saan Mapadako!
Sugatang- Ari: Walang Katapusang Pag-jajakol!
Nakaka-apat Na, Matigas Pa!
Babala Sa Mga Ina:Huwag Utusang Bumili ng Sanitary Napkin Si Junjun!