Albert Camus, goalie
Albert Camus was not on the French football team, but I would still pick him over Jean-Paul Sartre.
For years I’ve repeated the factoid that Albert Camus was the goalie of the Algerian football team. Oops, I was misinformed. Last week, on the occasion of Camus’ 50th death anniversary, the Telegraph set us straight on Albert Camus’ football prowess.