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This is the first entry we’ve received to the Roger-Rafa playing attire design contest.

Designer: The Kicking Pinoy

Designer’s statement: “The top takes us back to 80s tennis—traditional black and white striped cardigan designed not to grab attention, unlike Andre Agassi’s outfits in the late 80s to early 90s. The boxers are supposed to be a tribute to Marky Mark’s boxer-brief era, but it just occurred to me that Marat Safin could’ve worn this so that if he couldn’t control his anger he could just take the top off and invite the opponent to a six-sided ring for a UFC match.”

Let me think. Maybe it’s just a problem of proportion? Hmm. No. Next.