Juana Change on the RH bill
Tell them, Juana Change.
(Note to my readers: Since you won’t cough up 300 little reading pledges I guess you don’t want to see jocks reading books in the altogether. Enjoy the video! It has matrons in it.)
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October 26th, 2010 at 00:11
Such a tease. Not to defy you or anything, but might you be losing your monopoly soon? I gather that they’re bringing the PV to the masses.
Bench Underwear. NOOOOO!!!!!!
October 26th, 2010 at 00:30
ifrico: It’s just as well we’ve scrapped the feature then. Anyway you can get them elsewhere.
October 26th, 2010 at 03:32
I would’ve signed the pledge if there was a possibilty there’d also be a regular “Hot Chicks Reading Books” feature. Your straight guy readers are being left out of the fun.
October 26th, 2010 at 05:37
This is one strong statement. I hope the Catholic Church will re-study their stand in the context of what is happening in our country and not on just dogma that some fallible people wrote eons ago.
October 26th, 2010 at 06:35
Oh no no no, aw hell no, this is not happening yet. We cannot get Jake Letts elsewhere. I mean, there is Cosmo, but we loved him the best because he reads books, and Cosmo doesn’t have him reading books. And in a Saunders sandwich. We can’t get Jake Letts elsewhere. They’ll shoot him in a “suggestive” light, and I can’t allow that to happen to the temporary love of our lives. It doesn’t matter that we haven’t seen him shirtless, in here, yet. But that will happen, sure.
Pledge you horny nerds!
(Aw, did I just say that? Hell yeah! Ahahaha! I already did my part, so it goes without saying I’m one of you guys. So there. Pledge na mga ate! Pano na si Jake natin?)
October 26th, 2010 at 07:57
Wag po! Magbabasa na po!
I commit to reading at least one book a month, not for homework, work, “self-improvement”, or any other “useful” purpose, but for my own pleasure. If I am lying about this pledge, may I never lay eyes on a hot guy ever again.
cdlaclos
October 26th, 2010 at 09:54
cdlaclos: Wrong post, please go to Now that you’re addicted. Thank you! We’ve missed you in the LitWit Challenges.
October 26th, 2010 at 10:01
Momelia: Thanks for the pitch, Momelia. By the way, we still don’t have a design for the Official Jake Letts Fan Club t-shirt. Dami daw may gusto, wala namang gumagawa. As usual.
Brilliant post on the day you saw a vagina, by the way.
Mwah,
Your female impersonator
October 26th, 2010 at 10:11
Cacs: We understand your concern and wish there was something we could do, but we really have no interest in photographing semi-clad girls reading. It would feel like we were exploiting our sisters. Technically we might be exploiting our brothers, but this is still a patriarchal society so it’s funny and ironic. We are worried about alienating our straight guy readers. Tell us what we can do to address the imbalance without posting cheesecake photos. (Meet-and-greet with Yoda?)
Meanwhile could you sign the new, revised version of the pledge which specifies “hot guy/girl”?
October 26th, 2010 at 10:52
I’d like to create a design for the tshirt, but wala akong charms sa mga ganung eksenang drawing keme eh! Thanks for checking that out Madame, NA-BLURRED TALAGA ATASHI nung nag hello un pechay ni bakla! Ahaha! Speaking of books pala, di ako updated dun sa books na prizes naman ni dibee sa LitWit, rampage na ba kami sa Rockwell para ma-harvey (harvest) un mga books Madame? Thanks!
October 26th, 2010 at 10:55
Momelia at 10:52 am: Sorry, forgot to update the post. Oo, naroon na ang mga libro, puede ninyong kunin kahit anong oras (na bukas ang tindahan).
October 26th, 2010 at 11:24
Ayan! Basahin ko sa December un Gay Lingo Book. For November, it’s Mark Twain in Hawaii. I’m now reading The Most of George Burns for October. Thanks again!
P.S. I do believe, as a homosexual, na payat yung one book a month na pledge madame. As in. Ahaha, not complaining, alam niyo naman ako, puro keme sa balingkinitan kong katawan. Ahaha another batch.
October 26th, 2010 at 11:29
Revised pledge signed.
Suggestion on how not to alienate your straight guy readers: “How to get the girl of your dreams” posts from the point of view of a woman. No matter how many times we’ve read similar articles and no matter how aware we are there’s a 100% chance we won’t end up with the girl of our dreams anyway, we’re still suckers and we still read those kind of stuff all the time.
October 26th, 2010 at 11:45
Cacs at 11:29 am: Excellent idea! We’ll start looking for resource persons. Thank you!
October 26th, 2010 at 11:58
Can’t wait. Thanks!
October 26th, 2010 at 15:00
RH Bill will help not only women, but also gay men who don’t have any idea on the hazards of unprotected sex. can’t wait.
October 27th, 2010 at 03:14
I pray for the day when we are finally unshackled from the impositions of religious dogma.
It is so easy for them, sitting in their cushy Bishop chairs, to say that self-restraint can hold up a sound family-planning program. What do they know of the “natural” methods they’re advocating? If each day is hand-to-mouth existence, and you worry about putting food on the table, and then you’re horny — can you honestly be bothered about using a thermometer to track your fertile days? The CBCP are seriously disjuncted from reality.
Ugh, how this raises my hackles so! Makibaka, makibaka! Gumamit ng Goma!
October 27th, 2010 at 08:23
bravo for this ad! i hope change does happen soon.
November 24th, 2010 at 13:44
#17polaris, sexuality is a natural gift given to man and is not supposed to be altered with artificial means.
There will never be any change to what the Church teaches because of her respect to human life – that when it comes, it comes. The use of contraception is not being a responsible individual, but being irresponsible because you are afraid you could never cater to the result after a natural process.
There is a big difference between love and lust. And most talks about contraception is to simply give way to their animalistic lusts since it allows sexual acts among unmarried individuals as if it were only some enjoyment or toy rather than the real purpose of our God-given human dignity to be like Him.
The result of population in Europe dwindles because of their forgotten nature to rekindle the importance of family. This is where Muslims take pride and they are conquering Europe by numbers because they know that family matters in the natural process. Christians have become un-Christians in this direction towards their view of family and sexuality.