But you addicts still get your Volcanoes fix.
Justin and Harry were staying at a hotel near Makati Avenue. My all-knowing friend and personal travel agent Kermit booked it for them. Patrice was expected at a friend’s house, but decided to crash in their room for the night.
When I rang the bell the next day Patrice opened the door. “Allo, did you sleep well?” I asked.
“They make me sleep on the floor,” Patrice said solemnly.
“No we didn’t, we said he could sleep on the bed!!!”
“Right there, see?” Patrice pointed to the rug between the twin beds.
“You horrible people, how could you make the child sleep on the floor?”
“No we didn’t! He’s making it up!”
This is the chaos I walked into.
Harry rooted among the boxes and proceeded to eat leftover pizza. “Pizza’s great in the morning,” he shrugged. Then he drank the warm, soupy remains of a milkshake. “That’s disgusting,” Justin said. I felt like Dian Fossey in Gorillas in the Mist.
“When you’re decent you can take me to lunch at Rockwell,” I said. “What am I saying, let’s go.”
Justin
Justin wanted to buy those shoes that look like gloves. Apparently they cost twice as much where he lives. Then they went to all the sporting goods stores but couldn’t find shoes in their sizes.
Harry and Patrice
We had lunch where I always have lunch: Wild Ginger. Adobo, kare-kare, and Patrice wanted sinigang. Tennis Mike turned up and said lunch was on him. Thanks, Mike.
While we waited for our orders to arrive Harry and Justin taught Patrice how to make his man-boobs move.
Patrice and Justin.
Some of my friends walked by, including James who made the earrings I was wearing. “All my friends are gay,” I pointed out.
“Really,” Justin said, “We hadn’t noticed. But you’re not—”
“You like guys, right?” Harry said.
“Of course I like guys. But I’m practically a guy.”
“Are you thinking of sex right now?”
“I’m not saying.”
“Then you’re not a guy,” Harry concluded. “What does Adidas mean?”
“It’s a contraction of ‘Adi Dassler’, the name of the founder.” Nerd.
“No, it means All day I dream about sex.”
The only heterosexual guys I hang out with are film nerds, and sometimes days go by before I speak to a straight guy, so this was educational.
Patrice and a blur.
Then we went to buy underwear and they wore the underpants on their heads.
Harry
Answers to questions you might be asking, unless you wandered onto this site purely by accident >>>
November 5th, 2010 at 17:25
i like this entry! and I learned more about Adidas! hehe 8-)
November 5th, 2010 at 17:55
Tatlong garapong protein powder? I bet they’re Justin’s. Haha.
November 5th, 2010 at 18:15
Aw. I feel sorry for Patrice. You shouldn’t do that to him. Otherwise, Team Patrice memberships will surge. Tsk tsk.
November 5th, 2010 at 18:32
May matinong komento ako pero nawala sa utak ko nang nabasa ko ito: “While we waited for our orders to arrive Harry and Justin taught Patrice how to make his man-boobs move.”
November 5th, 2010 at 20:15
Oh my goodness. I am now officially a Patrician.
And leftover pizza truly is the breakfast of gods.
November 5th, 2010 at 20:34
Ang cute cute ni Patrice, mega-sumbong hahaha :D
Mahihirapan talaga silang maghanap ng size nila dito pero meron pa din kng may oras silang maggalugad ng mga bilihan :D
November 5th, 2010 at 21:50
How much was the Vibram Five Fingers?
November 5th, 2010 at 22:07
Some of my friends walked by, including James who made the earrings I was wearing. “All my friends are gay,” I pointed out.
“Really,” Justin said, “We hadn’t noticed. But you’re not—”
“You like guys, right?” Harry said.
“Of course I like guys. But I’m practically a guy.”
“Are you thinking of sex right now?”
“I’m not saying.”
“Then you’re not a guy,” Harry concluded. “What does Adidas mean?”
“It’s a contraction of ‘Adi Dassler’, the name of the founder.” Nerd.
“No, it means All day I dream about sex.”
Ahahaha, my favorite part of your conversation with the guys :D Classic!
November 5th, 2010 at 22:14
Observations:
1. I see three five-pound bottles of protein supplement. All chocolate flavored. That figures why they are large. One for each one of them presumably.
2. My room looks like that. I am a guy after all.
3. Leftover pizza, according to studies, constitutes healthy breakfast.
4. Patrice you are adorable. I know how it is to be bullied by older men.
5.The shoes that look like gloves are very ideal for sports that involve running. These type of shoes simulate running barefoot and trains your feet to run the proper way.
6. They ARE large. The sales attendant attending to Justin looks so puny.
7.Harry you are adorable.
8. Justin you are adorable.
9. Muscle men take pride in their ability to move their man boobs. I see it in the gym all the time. Its like a rite of passage. If you can move your pecs, you are a real muscle man.
10. I hate you Jessica for having lunch with three lovely men in public. But thanks for the fix. :-)
November 5th, 2010 at 22:17
stolen ba yung last shot ni Harry ms. z? but i agree to everyone, ang cute ni Patrice. baby brother who likes milo mcflurry!!
November 5th, 2010 at 22:25
extreme at 9:50 pm: Four thousand something pesos.
November 5th, 2010 at 22:25
atomic_bum at 10:17 pm: Yes. Mukhang buringot.
November 5th, 2010 at 22:44
# 9 the chronicler of boredom — I agree, these guys are adorable :D
6. They ARE large. The sales attendant attending to Justin looks so puny. — I was almost afraid for the sales attendant hehe :)
9. Muscle men take pride in their ability to move their man boobs. I see it in the gym all the time. Its like a rite of passage. If you can move your pecs, you are a real muscle man >>> LOL!!!
Jessica, who took the picture with you and Patrice?
Harry looks like a more handsome version of Nick Lachey in the last photo :)
November 5th, 2010 at 22:53
brewhuh23 at 10:44 pm: Harry took the picture. Nick Lachey na buringot (masungit).
November 5th, 2010 at 23:16
# 14 jessicazafra Ahhhhh. Wala sa tamang timpla si kuya nyan hehe…
Harry, why sooo grumpy?
November 5th, 2010 at 23:21
@ #13brewhuh: Oo nga. Yan ang naisip ko. Nick Lachey. Kantahan na naman! ” I wish you’d look at me that way/
Your beautiful eyes lookin’ deep into mine/Telling me more than
any words could say/ But you don’t even know I’m alive/
Baby to you all I am/Is the invisible man”
Uy malaki din yung mga katawan ng mga 98 Degrees.
More on muscle men: Like girls, muscle men also touch each others man-boobs. To have a feel of how hard the other’s pecs are.
Ah. Question. Do any of the PV’s sing?
November 5th, 2010 at 23:25
#14 ms. z: kaya pala, blurred ka. i was about to ask for the meaning of buringot! hahahahaha!!!
November 5th, 2010 at 23:58
i learned a new word today. buringot.
i like harry buringot. =)
November 6th, 2010 at 00:35
“Are you thinking of sex right now?”
“I’m not saying.”
uuuy safe answer ms. j! mine would’ve been “well, wouldn’t you want to know.” (taas ng kilay)
November 6th, 2010 at 03:50
Patrice: It’s the underbite.
Harry: It’s the smile (or the coy lack of it).
November 6th, 2010 at 05:50
So heto nangyari nung Ni-FLAMES ko kami ni Patrice:
MOMELIA FREDDIE ANNE CURTIS AGUILAR
PATRICE OLIVIER
MFDNSGU
PV
9 = A
A ang lumabas. Malinaw na malinaw. Annulled na yung sa amin ni Jake Letts. Pero A… maaring Atom Araullo talaga ang laman ng puso ko. Ayoko naman mag-two time. Ano sabi ni Jovit? Too much love will kill you. Kaya sorry Patrice. The feeling is actual about it anymore.
Have a great weekend everytime!
November 6th, 2010 at 07:02
@ #13brewhuh: Oo nga. Yan ang naisip ko. Nick Lachey. Kantahan na naman! ” I wish you’d look at me that way/
Your beautiful eyes lookin’ deep into mine/Telling me more than
any words could say/ But you don’t even know I’m alive/
Baby to you all I am/Is the invisible man”
Uy malaki din yung mga katawan ng mga 98 Degrees. >>> Hahaha!!! It’s like one big karaoke session hahaha…
November 6th, 2010 at 09:38
wonder whether the child waxes
November 6th, 2010 at 10:24
#21 Momelia Hahahaha! Eyeloveit! So Momelia Araullo ka na talaga? Parang mas bagay ang Momelia Letts eh :)
November 6th, 2010 at 11:09
# 24 brewhuh23 —
Naku ang haba na ng pangalan ko nun! Dati GRETCHEN ANNE CURTIS BARRETO yun, eh may kuwento kasi ung Freddie Aguilar. Dati sumakay ako ng taxi, tapos pag upo ko dun sa tabi ni manong driver eh tinanong ko siya kung may baryables sha sa 500. Sabi niya meron. Tapos tumingin siya sa kin, tapos walang anuman eh sinabi niya “Kamukha mo si Freddie Aguilar.”
Pak, jackpot. Buhay ka pa bakla ka. Simula nun eh MOMELIA FREDDIE ANNE CURTIS AGUILAR na stage name ko. At least may isang tumama. Ahahaha!
November 6th, 2010 at 12:21
I wanna go underwear shopping with them! Omg I wanna!
So sa Rockwell pala ang tambayan ng mga boys. Makapag-vigil nga jan.
November 6th, 2010 at 14:54
#26 Puahahahaha!!! Grabe naman ung cab driver na yun! Ano sinabi mo? Ako nasabihan ng kamukha ko si Strawberry,ung anak ni Freddie Webb & Nova Villa sa Chicks to chicks hehe.
November 6th, 2010 at 18:48
#25 Momelia: Have you really abandoned cousin Lettsy? Do not make any definite pronouncements until you’ve seen the next Jock With A Book.
November 6th, 2010 at 19:59
#25 Momelia — Oo nga naman, wag ka munang magfinal answer :( Just dance, don’t give drugs a chance :D
November 6th, 2010 at 23:34
Ha! I remember that a.d.I.d.a.s. joke was very famous in my high school then.