Here’s a cheerful thought
If vampires despair so much of their immortality they should just die. You can do it, Edward!
The Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer makes me want to give the Nobel Prize in Literature to Anne Rice. Hell, I’ll even watch Tom Cruise camping it up in Interview With The Vampire again. That bad Neil Jordan is still better than all the Twilight movies put together.
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February 1st, 2011 at 08:38
anne rice is and forever will be the queen of vampire chronicles. what kind of vampire walks out in broad daylight and glitters? the heck.
February 1st, 2011 at 09:35
It’s that bad, huh? Good thing I was never interested in reading her.
Meanwhile, the one good thing about the series is Taylor Lautner’s infamous bulge.
February 1st, 2011 at 10:26
cheers to that! i hate twilight! Stoker’s stoked with that book!
February 1st, 2011 at 11:39
It’s very sad how Anne Rice changed from vampires to Jesus and angels. Not very happy about her Jesus novels but what can you do. Her Vampire Chronicles were very, very descriptive and long but very charming and sexy too, while her later novels are short and pandering. But I’ll take her over S Meyer anytime. I read Twilight and it’s so corny. Sorry!
February 1st, 2011 at 17:35
I’m only there for the movies and their homoerotic werewolves.
February 1st, 2011 at 18:25
Actually tried to read the series and ended up making me want to hit my head against the wall. I never really understood the appeal of the series. In contrast, I found Elizabeth Kostova’s The Historian much more to my liking. Her work contains Anne Rice’s sensual and decadent feel with that of Bram Stoker’s darkness.
February 1st, 2011 at 19:12
I wonder why a lot of people lapped it up so much. It was really crappy. Maybe liking it is acceptable for pubescent emo kids, but if you’re above 18 and into the book, get a life.
And oh yeah that infamous bulge. Good to know he has a penis.
February 1st, 2011 at 22:57
Many Rice-an vampires went out to expose themselves to the sun as well. A few even jumped straight to a fire.
February 1st, 2011 at 23:44
this is the only twilight movie i can watch.
http://www.howitshouldhaveended.com/videos
click on the thumbnail for twilight. it’s hilarious.
February 2nd, 2011 at 04:37
If vampires despair so much of their immortality they should just die. You can do it, Edward! >>> Ahahaha!
Try Googling (is that even a word???) “I’m having trouble…” and this will show up : http://i56.tinypic.com/2a61a3n.jpg
February 3rd, 2011 at 18:37
I tried to read Meyer’s Twilight book to see what the fuss was about and could not get past page 50. I gag everytime i’d come across the phrase, “his beautiful face” describing the character Edward. Come to think of it, i should’ve counted the number of times “beautiful face” came up on the first 50 pages of the book. I cringe each time i see Meyer’s vampire series listed on anyone’s profile. I watched the movie on dvd and it’s now one of my fave comedies of all time! I laughed so hard from start to finish.