This brilliant ringtone will make you pick up your phone against your will.
The other day I got a text message from Noel. “I’m with Bella Flores, wanna speak to her?”
Bella Flores! One of the fiercest, most terrifying contravidas of Philippine cinema! When I was a kid the sound of her voice could freeze my marrow. What would I say to her? “You scared the bejeezus out of me, I’m your fan?” That doesn’t sound like enough of a compliment for the most influential eyebrows of my childhood. And a phone call ends too quickly. . .
“Please record her voice and I will use it as my ringtone,” I told Noel.
Voila! My fabulous personalized ringtone, recorded in a single take by The Bella Flores. It can be yours, too. . .if your name is Jessica.
Answers to questions you might be asking, unless you wandered onto this site purely by accident >>>
April 17th, 2011 at 23:43
That’s fierce! If that doesn’t make you answer the phone, nothing will.
April 18th, 2011 at 00:01
panalo!
*still have a smile on my face after hearing this
April 18th, 2011 at 00:07
Goodness, that ringtone is awesome. If i had that as my ringtone, I’d answer all my calls too. And my name isn’t even Jessica.
April 18th, 2011 at 01:53
Ahahahahahahaha!!! AWARDDDDDDDD!!!
I want a Celia Rodriguez one!!! Calling my name to wake up or else she will bring me to hell and back!
Grabe nagising ako dun ah O_o
April 18th, 2011 at 01:55
The audio file was taking a bit to download so I went to another site while waiting. Na-gitlâ na lang ako when I heard Ms Flores!! :D Love it, love Bella Flores, too.
April 18th, 2011 at 02:57
HILARIOUS!!!! wish my name was jessica!!
April 18th, 2011 at 04:35
Oh Em Gee! That was hilarious!
April 18th, 2011 at 07:41
Da best ka Aling Bella!!!!! I love this!!!!!!!!!!!
April 18th, 2011 at 10:17
Classic.
And I am picturing Bella Flores’ face while saying it.
April 18th, 2011 at 13:04
Naalala ko sya bigla sa “Mga Batang Yagit”. Nang-uupak ng mga bagets, winner sa pagka kontrabida!
April 18th, 2011 at 14:02
o-ppp-ppo, bbu-mma-ngggon na pp-ppo..gg-gi-ssing nnaa ppooo..
April 18th, 2011 at 15:20
Winner ang ringtone mother!
April 18th, 2011 at 17:18
Shucks! I feel like the orphaned niece turned Tiyang Bella’s maid. Lol.
April 18th, 2011 at 17:56
Hilarious! Thanks for sharing! :)
Me, as a child, I used to cower in fear when hearing one of Subas Herrero’s evil monologues. :(
April 18th, 2011 at 18:28
Quintessential contravida! I love it!
April 18th, 2011 at 18:33
Parang mas mababa ka pa sa uud kung hindi mo sasagutin ang telepono.
April 18th, 2011 at 18:33
Wahaha, galing!
April 18th, 2011 at 20:38
wow wow wow!!! klasik!!!
April 18th, 2011 at 20:39
BRILLIANT.
April 19th, 2011 at 09:00
A P R E Y D! “>