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Has anyone else noticed the abundance of shots of Daniel Craig’s backside in chaps in Cowboys and Aliens? That’s not a complaint, it’s the only thing that prevented us from walking out of the movie. We love Daniel Craggy.

Adjectives for Cowboys and Aliens, based on the cult graphic novel by Scott Mitchell Rosenberg, directed by Jon Favreau, written by a bunch of people we don’t care to recognize, starring well-known actors whose performances call to mind what Alfred Hitchcock said about actors, and costing ridiculous sums of money with nothing to show for it:

Stupid. Yes the plot is absurd but it was full of possibilities the filmmakers chose to ignore.

Boring. We were reduced to wishing Daniel Craig would turn around.

Joyless. Steven Spielberg produced this??

A movie can survive one out of three, even two out of three, but not all three. Skip it.