The Daily Gazette # 3
by GNN, the Gaz News Network
Duckface was free most of the day so he went to the gym, then he bought a pair of dress shoes. We’ve already mentioned his shoes, right? Ferragamo, call us.
Team Gaz had dinner at Escolta at the Peninsula Manila with GMA Network management (L-R): Annette Gozon, Tracy Garcia, and Arsi Baltazar. During dinner Tracy looked at Gaz and said, “You look like someone. An actor. What was that movie?”
Watch out in 5, 4, 3, 2. . .
“Phone Booth! Colin Farrell.”
Average number of times this resemblance is mentioned per day: 10.5. Colin, please call us so we can explain personally.
Then Gaz had to get ready for the Esquire launch at the Rigodon Ballroom of the Pen. In his haste he cut himself while shaving and bled onto his suit by J.C. Buendia. He wore his own skinny tie, which he knotted like a good public school boy.
Gaz was escorting Lovi Poe to the Esquire event. (Gaz will appear in the music video for the first song off her third album.) Lovi was supposed to wear a debutante-type gown (like a cake) but she ditched it for something that was more her style. She looks stunning, no?
“Don’t leave your date, okay. Put your hand on the small of her back,” we told Gaz.
“Can I do that?” he said.
“Can he do that?” we asked Lovi.
“Okay,” Lovi said.
“Thanks mom,” Gaz said.
“Stupid child, we might as well tell you. Colin Farrell is your father.”
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Gaz factoids.
1. He wears size 9 (UK) shoes.
2. He’s learning Nihongo, spoken and written.
3. He sings songs that are older than he is—Don’t Stop Believing by Journey, You Give Love A Bad Name by Bon Jovi—in karaoke bars, but he will not sing on TV.
Answers to questions you might be asking, unless you wandered onto this site purely by accident >>>
October 6th, 2011 at 05:39
Okay, I say this as a huge, rabid, crazed Colin Farrell lover…
… Gaz is more adorable!
Of course, I will not say no to Colin should he decide to give me an indecent proposal. Who am I para maging choosy?
October 6th, 2011 at 07:21
Such a gorgeous pair!
October 6th, 2011 at 09:40
Gaz is such a charmer! And I was going to post a reminder to Lovi that Gaz is not her boyfriend, but I’m afraid that those FPJ genes might kick in ;) Nice dress on her, though, and Gaz is such a sweet date. No complaints about that!
Dear Colin Farrell: We hear that one of your friends is visiting the Philippines soon to shoot a movie. Could you please tag along with him so we can finally sit down and talk to you about Gareth? Thanks. PS. Tell your friend that he needs to sit down with Carlo at the Manila Pen para mabayaran na niya yung inutang niya sa akin. Alam na niya iyon.
October 6th, 2011 at 09:59
“Can he do that?” we asked Lovi.
“Okay,” Lovi said.
& i gigglelikeagiddyskoolgirl
can he play Pinoy Henyo?
October 6th, 2011 at 11:42
“Stupid child, we might as well tell you. Colin Farrell is your father.” – Makes perfect sense to me.
Ibang level na si Duckie, mingling with the TV execs…what would yaya say?
October 6th, 2011 at 11:56
Hey, Jessica. I was looking through a Gaz Facebook Fanpage:
http://www.facebook.com/OfficialGazHolgate?sk=wall
I noticed on the wall your articles, including this one, were posted – copy/pasted, actually, not linked. I didn’t see a reference to you or your site (I could be wrong). Just curious. Who knows, maybe you authorized it, I’ve no idea.
However, if it’s unauthorized, I thought you should know because without citing you as a source, hello, plagiarism.
October 6th, 2011 at 11:57
PS Even the pictures are posted…
October 6th, 2011 at 14:02
Lovi was at Ming Jonis the other day to have her roots retouched. She talks pala that way — like mauubusan ng oxygen sa lungs.
Anyway, good luck Gaz to your showbiz career.
October 6th, 2011 at 19:51
Lovi looks vaguely vampy. Fangs off Gaz, woman!
October 6th, 2011 at 22:08
stellalehua: Ang tinutukoy ba natin ay yung kaibigan ni Colin na kasali sa Avengers?
October 6th, 2011 at 22:12
allancarreon: Thank you for pointing it out! The fanpage administrator has been informed of their error, which is probably unintentional. If the non-attribution continues please let us know and we will take the appropriate countermeasures.
By the way we made our 5 millionth hit today. Not that impressive compared to other websites, but not bad when you consider our unusual mix of topics.
October 6th, 2011 at 22:13
Chus: Girlfight?
October 6th, 2011 at 22:17
Ejia: Gaz makes it a point to mention in his interviews that he has a girlfriend. She’s wonderful, they’ve been together for a long time, and she trusts him completely.
October 6th, 2011 at 22:29
“Gaz makes it a point to mention in his interviews that he has a girlfriend. She’s wonderful, they’ve been together for a long time, and she trusts him completely.”
Awwww……..Ouch.
October 6th, 2011 at 22:37
jessicazafra: *ahem* Yun nga. [/pa-demure efek kuno] Ba’t hindi na lang kasi pumayag si Matt Damon, eh. Kaya hayan. Baka makakapunta din daw yung Hulk na hindi nakasama sa Avengers dahil yun daw yung kinuhang kontrabida sa pelikulang ishu-shooting (daw) dito sa Pinas.
Topic: Oh, Gaz. Why did you have to be such a gentleman?
October 6th, 2011 at 22:40
Also:
“Gaz makes it a point to mention in his interviews that he has a girlfriend. She’s wonderful, they’ve been together for a long time, and she trusts him completely.”
This makes me lurve and respect Gaz even more.
October 6th, 2011 at 22:57
@ Jessica: *crraaaaackkk , crrraaaaasssshh* <— there goes my heart. (T_T)
Not that I was not expecting that. Mahirap talagang tanggapin ang katotohanang halatang-halata na. Dapat tigilan na ang pagiging ilusyonada. Anyway, more power to them. *hikbi*
Nandiyan pa naman si Colin! Woohoo! (Kamon! Convince yourself!)
October 6th, 2011 at 23:15
butoygirl: Hah! May anak na kami ni Colin. Ayan, malaki na, guapong bakulaw.
October 6th, 2011 at 23:18
stellalehua: Sayang! Nag-text na si Jeremy Renner. Ayaw na daw niya ng lalaki, ikaw na daw.
October 6th, 2011 at 23:19
tara: Ikaw naman. Napakashunga naman ng mga babae sa mundo kung libre yan.
October 7th, 2011 at 10:03
*blinks* Talaga? May ganoon? [/ilusyonada na, in denial pa] So tuloy pa pala ang confrontation scene namin ni Coco Martin. Salon de Ning pa rin, pero si Gaz na lang ang pag-aawayan namin kunwari. Teka, nasaan na ba yung pamaypay ko?
*continues to grumble about the pointlessness of a Bourne movie without Matt Damon*
October 7th, 2011 at 10:04
Well, hindi tinanggal nung Gaz FB Fanpage ‘ung mga wall posts na copy/pasted ng articles dito, pero nagpost na sila ng additional link sa wall to this site, with the note, “Hi guys! You can also visit this site for more updates about @gazholgate !! – Jessica Rules The Universe.” Does that count?
Anyway, kung may GF na si Gaz, pwede bang mag-Anne Curtis mode and be the mistress? Aatak ako ng New York after the affair.
October 7th, 2011 at 11:38
Naresearch ko na the who ang jowabelles ni Gaz. Ganda!
In fur, Goode for him! *hikbi*
And I quote, ” Ang mundo ay parang Quiapo…” Hahaha! Ilusyunada.com
October 7th, 2011 at 11:56
tara: Maraming snatcher! Baka ka maagawan! (Or my friend’s version: “Ang buhay ay parang isang malaking Quiapo! Maraming pirata!”) Seriously, though, if that’s the case, then we now have high hopes for the expansion of the Holgate gene pool. (Or, for that matter, the Farrell-Holgate gene pool, hehe.)
October 7th, 2011 at 12:15
And I quote, “Mag-ingat sa makakating dikya. Nag-iiwan talaga yan ng marka.” Parang tinamaan ako run, actually.
Go for the Farrell-Holgate gene pool! Wag lang sana recessive genes ang lumabas.