Twilight: Breaking Wind, fart the first
Last week Metro Manileños had a choice between the Cinemanila film festival (Takashi Miike, Wim Wenders), the Cinema One Originals film festival (independent Filipino filmmakers) and the Italian film festival (talks by Dario Argento, films by Bernardo Bertolucci). Actual options! Almost as if we were living in a film capital! But did they all have to happen at the same time? Did the organizers get together and decide that 4 or 5 days was all that local moviegoers could handle?
This week we have no options: every theatre in every multiplex in our neighborhood is showing Twilight: Breaking Dawn, part 1. Meaning that sometime next year every theatre in every multiplex in your neighborhood will be showing Twilight: Breaking Dawn, part 2. Yippee, something to live for!
In case you have been in cryogenic suspension for the last four years and have no idea what Twilight is, here is a recap.
Answers to questions you might be asking, unless you wandered onto this site purely by accident >>>
November 21st, 2011 at 13:45
If you’re not too particular about it, an emaciated Kristen/Bella could portray Karen Carpenter.
You know how buses play pirated DVDs, even of movies that have been screening for rarely a week? Sana Breaking Dawn na lang pinalabas sa bus na sinakyan ko. From Buendia to Philcoa: two freaking hours!
November 21st, 2011 at 22:49
Kung ganyan katindi ang kanilang pagtatalik, hindi kaya napunit ang pagkatao ni Bella? Diba napakatigas ng mga katawan ng mga bampira? Katulad ng bato? Magasgas lang ng bato nang kunti ay masakit na, eh ano pa kaya kung …
November 21st, 2011 at 23:25
Korak! Sa makatwid ang maaari lamang na makipagtalik sa bampira, maliban sa ibang bampira. . .ay werewolf.
November 22nd, 2011 at 00:27
Uy, dambuhala din ang mga werewolf ha. Makakayanan ng werewolf ang bampira dahil malamang mas “accomodating” ito kay sa tao. Ang tanong: Makakayanan ba ng bampira ang werewolf? Baka para itong salamin na binaril…
Paumanhin sa mga tagahanga.
November 22nd, 2011 at 00:37
Takashi Miike… Dario Argento… matagal niyo nang natagpuan ang G-spot ko… wahahaha!
November 26th, 2011 at 07:04
mabuhok sa werewolf. malamig sa bampira. maybe Bella’s japanese. ang weird nan fetish nia. brrr…