Holiday Shopping for Cats
Hello, I am Koosi the cat columnist. You may be wondering what my qualifications are. Well I am a cat and my human is a columnist so cease your pointless questioning.
Cats not only love getting presents, we expect them to arrive constantly. For ten thousand years, ever since my ancestors moved in on human settlements, took up residence in granaries where they demonstrated their amazing pest control skills and got invited into people’s houses soon afterwards, this has been the nature of the feline-human relationship. You give us food, shelter and treats (and built temples to us in Egypt, but that’s another story); we receive them.
Cats have super-hearing so I can hear the gears of your brains shifting and forming the question: What do we get in return for the food, shelter and treats we give you cats? Aha! You are a dog person. Go play with Bantay, Spot, Fifi or whatever his name is. I’m sure you’ll get along wonderfully. Take him for a walk around the park, and don’t forget to bring the gloves and plastic bag for his poop.
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Koosi writes a column in Pet Life in the Philippine Star.
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December 17th, 2011 at 11:14
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Maiba lang! Ahaha!
December 17th, 2011 at 16:04
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