Roger vs Rafa: Your predictions
Tennis Mike (het): The Fed in 4. Runaway first two sets, cliffhanger in the third, a rout in the fourth.
Tennis Mike (gay): Mercedes Benz over Kia in straight sets.
Whoever posts the most accurate prediction gets a copy of Bossypants by Tina Fey. (Thanks, National.)
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Bonus question: What would you do if after the match the players throw their sweat-soaked towels and sweatbands at the audience and one lands right in front of you?
A. Grab it as a souvenir and never wash it (gross).
B. Grab it, bag it, send it to a lab to harvest available DNA (maybe hairs with the bulbs still on them) and have the player cloned. And then have the towel framed as a souvenir.
C. Shriek “Yucch!” and kick it away.
D. Grab it, send it to the laundry, then frame it as a souvenir.
E. Grab it, bury your face in it to inhale the player’s atoms (pass out here), then carry it around in a special bag wherever you go. (Get away from us.)
Answers to questions you might be asking, unless you wandered onto this site purely by accident >>>
January 26th, 2012 at 07:34
I’m gonna say Rafa in 5 sets. 2nd, 4th, 5th to Rafa, 1st & 3rd Fed
For the bonus question, I’d like to say B if the player is cute (Grigor Dmitrov, Marat, Rafa, Feli) but realistically A.
January 26th, 2012 at 08:04
B! Rafa in 4 sets 6-4 4-6 7-6 6-3.
January 26th, 2012 at 08:21
E
January 26th, 2012 at 10:05
Nadal in 5 (7-6 5-7 5-7 6-4 6-3)
Bonus question:
Female player:A
Male player:C (minus the kicking part) then A (for my wife)
January 26th, 2012 at 13:15
The Fed, by a tight squeeze. 7-5, 6-7, 6-3, 6-4.
For the bonus, as much as I wish I were rich for B, I’m going for D pero gagamitin ko siya (sayang naman, pawisin ako eh). Then I’ll pass the favor IF EVER I become a superstar like them!
January 26th, 2012 at 14:32
Nadull in four, 4-6, 7-6, 7-5, 6-3.
Depends on who used the towel. I’d pick it up if it’s from Jesus Fed, Wingis, or Baby Anci.
January 26th, 2012 at 14:54
Rafa in 4 sets. 1st set to the Fed.
January 26th, 2012 at 19:50
Fed rafa rafa fed (rafa will throw a small tantrum) and for the fifth: rafa! C