Koosi is 14! Today she is the Oracle.
On this day fourteen years ago, we were adopted by a skinny ginger cat. Her feline name being unpronounceable to humans, we named her after the imaginary friend of Deedee from Dexter’s Laboratory, a regal Tolkien character, our favorite tennis player at the time, and our favorite late-night show host: Koosi Galadriel Ivanisevic-O’Brien. Today she rules our household with an iron paw. You think the Lannisters are imperious? Happy Birthday, Koosi!
When she is not busy opening presents, Her Mightiness Koosi will deign to answer your questions about your future. (Not the nation’s future or the world’s, just yours.) Post them in Comments and check back after a few hours.
Answers to questions you might be asking, unless you wandered onto this site purely by accident >>>
April 12th, 2013 at 07:15
Your Royal Catness, will my baby’s father EVER grow up and start acting like a mature, responsible, adult for our daughter’s sake? He’s got serious anger issues.
April 12th, 2013 at 07:47
Happy birthday, Koosi! Your nose looks pale. I hope you’re in good health.
Here’s my question: what are the odds that someone would marry a 31 year old spinster with 15 cats and three dogs?
April 12th, 2013 at 08:42
Happy Birthday, Koosi! Love is for the weak, no?
April 12th, 2013 at 09:56
Maligayang kaarawan, Koosalagoopagoop!!!
April 12th, 2013 at 10:20
happy adoption day koosi your mightiness! will my contract be renewed?
April 12th, 2013 at 11:21
Happy birthday, Koosi! I wish you golden purrfect treats!
I will attempt to re-read a classic I barely remember. Which of these books will have the most immediate impact in my life – umm, this month – now that I’m supposed to be older and wiser: The Age of Innocence, The House of the Spirits, or Love in the Time of Cholera?
Thanks, Koosi :)
April 12th, 2013 at 12:18
CaitlynsMomma: It is futile to wait for people to change. Accept the harsh truth or get out.
April 12th, 2013 at 12:19
Earth Angel: How dare you insult our nose. It is pink. Perhaps your screen is substandard.
The probability is extremely low if the 31-year-old has ready defined itself as a spinster.
April 12th, 2013 at 12:21
thegreatcornholio: Thank you for your good wishes. Cats do not go for that love shit. That said, stop watching The Avengers. Other movies have been made since then.
(Wait, that was “Love is for children.” Same banana! Our human just watched the dvd with Joss Whedon’s commentary. Nerd!)
April 12th, 2013 at 12:21
silentfollower: Salamat at naaalala mo ang aming buong pangalang pantao.
April 12th, 2013 at 12:22
dindin: We adopted the human, not the other way round. No answer for you.
April 12th, 2013 at 12:25
UVDust: Thank you. The Age of Innocence is most relevant to humans who are supposed to be older and wiser. One is reminded that the role of social class and money in relationships cannot be denied.
April 12th, 2013 at 17:28
Happy happy birthday, Koosi!!! May you be showered with kibble and treats :)
From Max, Kelsey and their human
P.S. How does it feel to be surrounded with so many books *drools*
April 12th, 2013 at 17:41
Happy birthday Koosi, o wise ginger goddess!
Question: I am still waiting for my final grade for my test-development class. Since I’ve already invested as much time and effort into this class as humanly possible, do you think I will get anything higher than a passing mark?
April 12th, 2013 at 19:40
happy birthday, koosi.
choose one: ayala, sy, mvp, aboitiz, lopez stocks… san tayo invest?
April 12th, 2013 at 20:47
stellalehua: Then there is nothing you can do but wait. Do not get stressed over grades. You are not your grades. Do what you want to do, and do it well. The rest follows.
April 12th, 2013 at 20:49
brewhuh23: It’s nice because we have plenty of surfaces to lie on, but it does get dusty.
April 12th, 2013 at 20:51
turmukoy: As a furry creature we are inclined to choose the one with the best hair.
Ayala.
April 12th, 2013 at 22:01
Happy birthday, Koosi.
April 12th, 2013 at 23:24
Just like a human, so focused on myself I completely forgot to greet your Royal Highness a very happy birthday!
“Accept the harsh truth or get out.” – thank you for the advice. I accepted and I got out. And getting ready to file child support. Whatever will be, will be.
April 13th, 2013 at 03:23
HAPPY BIRTHDAY Her Mightiness Koosi
Ano ba pipiliin ko?
a.) Mahal ako pero hindi ko mahal (sugpo looking)
b.) Mahal ko pero hindi ako mahal ( college baller)
as of now parang mas masarap kasi at may challenge ang b.) mahal ko pero hindi ako mahal
kasi ang saraaaaap nya yes magastos sa rubber shoes pero ang sarraaap naman at aanhin ko naman ang mahal ako pero mukhang sugpong hipon pekeng mestizo puro foundation.
di ba Koosi ? payuhan mo nga ako
April 13th, 2013 at 12:07
swanoepel: Salamat. Mukhang may napili ka na, naghahanap ka lang ng kakampi. Pwes, B. Sige, malulong ka na diyan para matapos na. Siguro nama’y magsasawa ka at matatauhan. At kung hindi, alalahanin mong pinili mo yan hahahaha! (Kulog, kidlat)
April 13th, 2013 at 12:07
CaitlynsMomma: Thank you, congratulations and good luck!
April 13th, 2013 at 12:08
ariadne: Thank you.
April 13th, 2013 at 12:41
aguy!!! :D
April 14th, 2013 at 18:11
Happy Birthday Koosi! I have one question:
True/False: “(Insert cat’s name here) is the center of the solar system. Moving around him/her are the planets.” Are you guys really wired this way? I am asking this because my Prince is losing his royal bearings and is becoming a meowing guard dog.
Muahness from Pasig Cirehhh!
April 15th, 2013 at 08:38
Happy birthday, O Beautiful One.
When should I pursue a freelancing career? I’m content with my job and the health benefits/loan opportunities that came with it, but the freelance thing now demands more time, is becoming more fun and is cashing in considerably but not competitively.
April 15th, 2013 at 11:25
Happy Name Day Your Incandescent Majesty(demure courtesy in the manner of Sarah Bolger as Princess Mary Tudor in “The Tudors”). May Your Majesty’s reign continue to be glorious and prosperous.
April 15th, 2013 at 12:07
Momelia: Yes, it is so. The universe is (Insert cat’s name here)-centric.
As for Prince, we are very territorial and express it in different ways, such as open hostility towards persons not our human. For instance, Saffy does not like the cleaning lady coming in to invade her turf. So whenever the cleaning lady is nearly done with her work, Saffy stands in her path and pees on the floor. “You think you can claim this territory with your brooms and detergents? Hahahahaha!”
April 15th, 2013 at 12:10
amypond: Are you comfortable working without a net, or is security a major concern to you?
If the first, quit the safe job and freelance.
If the second, keep the safe job and freelance when you can. When the income from freelancing exceeds income from job, go into freelancing full-time.
This all depends on how well you know yourself. Good luck!
April 15th, 2013 at 12:14
the chronicler of boredom: Thank you for the demure courtesy and the archaic spelling!
Based on our coloring we in our household have determined our Westerovian affinities.
We are blonde, ergo Lannister
Saffy is dark, ergo Stark.
Mat is white, ergo Targaryen.