Etiquette for Cats # 2
Koosi is the Magneto/Erik Lehnsherr of cats.
Koosi says: Although cats, being the perfect predators, are clearly the top of the food chain, it is in our best interest to let the humans believe that they are the dominant species. Let them think that we are cute, cuddly critters who give them something to make YouTube videos about since their own lives are generally unwatchable. In exchange for this useful deception they give us food, shelter, clothing (They try, we shred them), health care, etc, which beats scrounging in garbage cans.
Allow these needy hominids the illusion that we are their pets. “Oh wow, we wuv tweats! Here’s something for you in the litterbox (cough, cough, toxo).” Remember to look cute at all times, and to gaze upon them adoringly even when you’re really thinking, “You’re a good source of protein, person.” And we mean all times, even while you sleep.
Bilog, photo by Jen Villabona.
Thanks, the chronicler of boredom, for the Goddess Bast pin, which looks like Koosi.
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May 21st, 2013 at 12:52
Thank you for the Bilog pic!
Effectively erased years of regret for not taking a pic of my 2 cats sleeping yin-yang style in a small palanggana.
May 21st, 2013 at 14:11
You’re welcome! May it help ward off vermin, human and non-human.
May 21st, 2013 at 23:20
http://www.geekosystem.com/fat-cat-art/
May 23rd, 2013 at 13:13
O Mighty Goddess Bast Koosi, napakaganda mo.
May 24th, 2013 at 02:29
silentfollower: Thank you. I am in a good mood so I will grant you a wish. No need to post it, just frame it in your mind.
Wish does not cover winning the lottery, marrying famous person you have never met, people dropping dead, or body parts changing spontaneously.
May 24th, 2013 at 03:07
Adorable…
Got this feline alert…you may check Jessica.
http://news.yahoo.com/philadelphia-bicyclist-cat-co-pilot-064719841.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=pN0CkkY3_rQ&NR=1
Cheers
May 27th, 2013 at 13:35
Maraming salamat, O Mighty Goddess Bast. Mabilis na naisakatuparan ang aking kahilingan.