Shoes for jousting or a melee
You cannot go wrong with spiked shoes. Not footwear for climbing, or 6-inch stilettos, but literal spiked shoes. In gold, so everyone can see them and stay away. Makes us feel like a Clegane. Where’s our cloak?
There are disadvantages to wearing these shoes. We’re clumsy, and occasionally trip over our own feet. When it happens in these shoes, the pain! So we have to walk with caution, but everyone else must tread carefully in our presence. You invade our personal space, you feel the consequences.
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June 6th, 2013 at 14:03
Wow! They should also make spiked clothing. It will definitely make me feel safer walking around Manila wearing one.
June 6th, 2013 at 14:30
Where did you get them, m’lady?
June 6th, 2013 at 19:12
dear_prudence: It’s “Your Grace”.
June 6th, 2013 at 19:14
lola_basyang: Our friend has a rubber backpack with spikes that he found in a shop in Hong Kong many years ago. The shop was called “Xollob”. Our friend said, “Hey your shop is Bollocks backwards.” They gave him a discount.
June 6th, 2013 at 21:07
nice. those would come in handy during rush hour on the LRT/MRT. You shove me, you get spiked. :)
June 6th, 2013 at 22:11
I agree best shoes to wear if one has to take the tube or LRT. Gold elbow pads with spikes might prove useful also.
June 6th, 2013 at 23:15
I would want to wear a cape with them too, but Edna Mode would not approve.
June 7th, 2013 at 02:22
Your Grace, where part of the universe did your grace purchase those battle-spiked footwear?
June 7th, 2013 at 05:36
Ms JZ – i thought it was was “Your Majesty”???