Mat is 12! Today he is The Oracle.
Happy Birthday, Matthias Eomer Octavian Federer-Urban!
Mat is our sweetest, most polite and considerate cat. He sometimes attempts to speak human, producing the words “nyork” and “nyatch”. Today he will answer your questions about your career, your future, your romantic relationships, and stuff you probably shouldn’t consult a cat about. Post them in Comments and wait for The Oracle to answer.
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Being a very nice boy, Mat will answer your questions all weekend.
Answers to questions you might be asking, unless you wandered onto this site purely by accident >>>
August 18th, 2013 at 21:52
belated happy birthday, mat pogi. i have no questions because you must be tired from answering questions all weekend. stay pogi and furry.
August 18th, 2013 at 21:54
lestat: I’m not tired at all, my life is easy haha.
August 18th, 2013 at 21:59
mat, palit tayo please?
August 18th, 2013 at 22:02
Hope I’m not too late! Happy happy birthday, Mat! I wish you an extra birthday wish =)
What do I do to get through Monday in the office after enjoying the requisite doom and gloom of this weekend weather? Already ‘I Don’t Like Mondays’ is on loop in my head, but I’d be nuts even before Monday starts.
August 18th, 2013 at 22:05
lestat: Hahahahaha! No. Being human is hard work. Being a cat is great! We only have to be adorable and humans work for us.
August 18th, 2013 at 22:12
UVDust: We recommend a playlist consisting of poems read by Tom Hiddleston and Benedict Cumberbatch. There’s nothing like “Ode to A Nightingale” or “To His Coy Mistress” to drown out the stressful office environment and put a demented smile on one’s face. There’s a new app called Love Book featuring Hiddles reading more poetry.
Here’s Cillian Murphy reading one of our human’s favorite intense/loony poems, Lovesong from Crow by Ted Hughes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnKhh-ZvnhM
And Matthew Macfadyen could make a laundry list sound romantic.
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLED15496520F34212