Every library needs a cat
A library cat would inspect the books you’re checking out and give you a good slap for reading tacky erotica. This one’s in Russia, so good luck finding sex scenes in Dostoevsky.
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September 20th, 2013 at 09:25
The cat’s name is Kuzya, and he works as an Assistant Librarian, which makes him smarter than half of the PH Congress. More info about him at link below (he’s #10!)
http://mentalfloss.com/article/52810/10-cats-who-live-library
September 21st, 2013 at 06:36
Oh, what character! What bearing! What air! What a bowtie!
My Prince is never one for accessories. He would bite off his collars until it looks like he hurried in from a storm of badly mangled collars. And then, each time, he had that distant look on his face, that blank expression on his large blue eyes, which is the cat equivalent of “I ain’t wearing that shit, faggot.”
Although there was this one time when I had him wear the ribbon that used to belong to a box of mocha cake. It took office on his nape, and it’s bands married themselves in a cute little knot below his neck. He was beautiful as he pranced, with noticeable care, and walked along on fours with the cake ribbon on his neck. Never mind if his flowery adornment rotated clockwise around his face. He wore it proud and well for three days.
Confeermed. My cat likes red.