Conversations with Cats: Saffy
– Saffy, why are you so soft and cuddly?
– I am naturally adorable.
– True, you spend eight hours a day grooming yourself.
– That is the normal amount of time for cats.
– And you’ve been spoiled from birth. You’re like those wagyu beef cows.
– Why do you mention beef? Are you going to eat me?
– Of course not.
– You’d better not have plans or I will shred your books.
– Yeah? What about those reports about people who drop dead and get eaten by their cats?
– I would not eat you. Gross. You are not nutritious. Go fetch my paté.
– Get it yourself.
– But I am so cuddly and adorable. Look, I am snuggling up to you.
– We’ll get your paté. (Manipulative cat.)
– (Gullible human.)
Living Room by Balthus, whom Saffy approves of
Answers to questions you might be asking, unless you wandered onto this site purely by accident >>>
March 5th, 2014 at 16:24
Kinda out of topic, but these cat climbing furniture from Germany look great:
http://www.hauspanther.com/2014/01/09/amazing-german-designed-cat-climbing-furniture/
… but I think you have enough bookshelves for this purpose though.
March 5th, 2014 at 16:40
thought you might enjoy this:
http://www.viralforest.com/misao-fukumaru/
March 5th, 2014 at 22:05
hellokevin: That’s a lovely article, thanks. The cat seems to have heterochromia, a genetic condition we learned about in X-Men First Class.
This reminds us that we have to go downstairs to feed the outdoor cats. Merry the white cat had figured out how to use the screen door, but one of the tenants complained about meeting the cat in the hallway. Apparently the tenant is terrified of cats. So we have to feed Merry, Pippin 2 and Gimli in the parking lot.