Conversations with cats: Why do they love cardboard boxes?
Mat: Still no sign of land. How long is it?
Saffy: 33 days.
Mat: Thirty-three days?
Saffy: We can’t go on much longer. We haven’t eaten since the fifth day.
Mat: We’re done for! We’re done for!
Us: Kitties, get off the cardboard box, we have to assemble our shelf.
Mat: This is our life raft.
Saffy: We are stranded at sea, hoping someone will find us.
Mat: We are starving.
Us: Nobody believes you, piglets. Give us the box.
Saffy: No! You can’t take our raft.
Mat: We are poor shipwrecked sailors.
Us: You’ve been shredding that box. Better not scratch the shelf, or else.
Saffy: What shelf? This is our lifeboat.
Then they got tired of playing shipwreck and Saffy huddled with Drogon.
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