Pretty chicken tchotchkes exist for no reason
We got these at the park last Sunday. They’re stuffed lacy chicken tchotchkes with tassels that you can attach to your bag for no reason whatsoever. They just are.
“You could turn them into earrings,” Rene suggested brightly.
“For when you want to be incognito,” Noel added.
“No one would ever look at those,” said Rene.
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