The Secret Superhero Identities of Cats
Saffy is very cranky and keeps trying to hex us. Note her scary stare: she is manipulating matter. She is extremely picky about her food, and will only eat after the other cats have tasted it. Probably suspects her enemies are plotting to poison her.
Thinks she is: The Scarlet Witch.
Mat is very well-behaved and proper and acts like he’s afraid of heights. He doesn’t even like to be carried. However, when we arrive at home unexpectedly, we sometimes catch him standing on top of the highest shelf. We stare at him. He stares at us. Then he jumps down and pretends that we were imagining things.
Thinks he is: Batman?
Sometimes in the dead of night we are awakened by something landing heavily beside our pillow then burrowing in our hair. It is Drogon, trying to bite our head. This is not easy as our skull is much larger than his mouth. “Maybe he’s just flossing,” says our sister. Yucch.
Thinks he is: Galactus, Devourer of Worlds.
Answers to questions you might be asking, unless you wandered onto this site purely by accident >>>
April 30th, 2014 at 17:50
Matt is very handsome. I wish there was a Matt tag for when I want to look at his pictures.
April 30th, 2014 at 20:57
Bingka: Mat says thank you (He is very polite). Yes, there is a tag, see ‘Mat’.