How to catcall
To call a cat:
– Here, kitty, kitty, kitty. Here, kitty.
– Ming ming ming muning. Sssswssswssssw.
– Ao raqagon mirri klios? (If the cat speaks Old Valyrian.)
– Dracarys!
– So. Cleganebowl, what do you think?
– Lady Stoneheart? Won’t that be too many resurrected Starks?
If Drogon makes the catcalls:
– You remind me of Natasha at the ball in War and Peace. The Louise and Aylmer Maude translation.
– Is that vintage? The pattern is very interesting in an Escher kind of way.
– Kessa, nyke va moriot merbugon.
– Valar morghulis. By the way you’re much prettier than Daenerys, almost as pretty as Jon Snow.
– San-dor! San-dor! Woof woof!
– Bring back Lady, Shaggydog and Summer!
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June 8th, 2016 at 09:30
purrrfect!