Tonight on JessicaRulestheUniverse.com
– When did Jake Gyllenhaal get so gorgeous?!?
– The mangkukulam strikes: At the Australian Open David Ferrer takes Rafael Nadal out in straight sets, killing the Rafa Slam. Ferrer had a good day, Nadal had a bad one. Never discount the role of luck in human affairs. Luck and a certain doll in my possession. . .
I don’t want to hear any “Poor Rafa” are you nuts? Rafa had a great year. These things happen.
– Coming soon: Our new regular feature: Spot the Evil Twin by brewhuh23.
Answers to questions you might be asking, unless you wandered onto this site purely by accident >>>
January 26th, 2011 at 22:49
I think it’s because he torridly kissed Heath. And with much gusto at that. After that fateful kiss, he’s been trying to regain his general manliness, hence, the hotness. I’ve watched Jarhead, Zodiac and Prince of Persia (what’s with the mustache?) to name a few and I still can’t help thinking that he got (bleeped) by Heath. And I giggle all the time. But I adore Jake.
January 26th, 2011 at 23:42
Also tonight on tennis: Justine Henin retires.
January 27th, 2011 at 00:02
Nadal: sad. Henin: Sadder.
January 27th, 2011 at 10:04
Nadull’s body will always betray him given the nature of game. It’s just a matter of when. Sucks that it had to be in the Australian Open where he’s chasing history.
Henin, I was expecting to retire this year, but not this early. Poor women’s tennis. In three years time it will have nothing but uninspiring, one-dimensional players like Wozniacki and Azarenka.
January 27th, 2011 at 18:10
There was a great headline in the Sydney Morning Herald today: “Rafa Loses the War on Ferrer”.
January 27th, 2011 at 22:19
For the first time, a Chinese makes it to a Grand Slam final as Li Na sends C-Woz and her fugly dress packing.
On the junior boys’ singles end, our very own Jeson Patrombon reaches the quarterfinals. Whoo hoo!
I’m still in denial that Roger is already out of the tournament.