“I burst my pimples at you, sons of a silly person!”
Sometimes, “You suck” is not enough, and even casting doubt on the virtue of a stranger’s mother isn’t effective as it used to be. At the Oxford University Press blog, Mark Peters has made a list of lovely words with which to express contempt. They include:
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Most of them have vanished from daily speech, except for dastardling, a variation on an adjective in The Wacky Races; dunderwhelp, whose variants are still uttered by Dungeonmasters; and pig-dog, which remains in the luxurious vocabularies of devotees of those champions of language, Monty Python’s Flying Circus. Whose life would not be enriched by The French Taunter sketches from The Holy Grail?
And there’s always the old reliable cussing that Woody Allen taught us: “Go forth and multiply, but not in those words.”
December 9th, 2008 at 18:53
Dunderwhelp doesn’t sound harsh enough. It kinda sounds like some German cryptid or something. But vilipendious! That’s something I can teach my children!
The first comment I posted on this blog happens to be on a post about cuss words. Happiness is overflowing in my heart.
Wow. The Irony…
BY the way, an addition to the list would be the “cute” term “puppy.” I mean, when somebody tells you “You’re such a puppy,” uhm, isn’t a female dog called a bitch? If you’re a guy and you heard that, that would mean “You’re such a son of a bitch.”
Puppy = Son of a Bitch