Now we’ve heard everything: Dinosaur porn
Not “dinosaur porn” as in “materials catering to an obsessive interest in reptiles of the Mesozoic era”, which reminds us of that kid we sat next to at a screening of Jurassic Park twenty years ago. Every time a dinosaur appeared onscreen he would yell out its name: Triceratops! Brontosaurus! Tyrannosaurus! When a bipedal dinosaur appeared he cried, “Hypsilophodontid!” But the actors called it a gallimimus so we turned to him and said “Nyaaaah.” He may have been correct, actually.
In this case “dinosaur porn” means “sex with reptiles of the Mesozoic era”, viz. “boinked by a brontosaur”, stuff like that. Read The Women Who Write Dinosaur Erotica at New York magazine. Thanks to Tina for the link. She edited a book of human on human erotica, which makes her feel like a dinosaur.
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October 9th, 2013 at 16:25
Sabi nga ni Ate Vi, “leeve and let leeve.”
Although I dare say if we ever find the courage to venture into the dark recesses of the internet which house all sorts of kinks, dino porn wouldn’t be the weirdest thing ever.
October 9th, 2013 at 23:50
I think I’ve found my calling.
Ride Bareback with the Tikbalang.
A Smoking Hot Capre.
Wallowing With the Syokoy.
Call me Luzviminda Lovelace.
October 10th, 2013 at 01:32
I don’t know, Your Grace, but upon hearing news in the US that a woman was having sex with her dog (and videotaped by her own husband!), I felt nothing, only a sigh.
October 11th, 2013 at 01:23
It’s comforting to know that the dino porn writers are aware of the quality of their craft. I see that for them it’s just a means to an end. I look forward to the day when they’ll come out with real good stuff and acknowledge their work. Then they can tell everybody that they used to write dino porn. And everybody will go, “Whaaaaaaat?!” And they’ll say, “Really.” And the dino porn stories will be reissued as classics, with their real names on the cover.
October 11th, 2013 at 06:25
Aside from the above three books, I wonder if there are books featuring the stegosaurus and the brontosaurus (which I believe is now called the gigantosaurus?).
That way, the Dinobots would be complete.
Meanwhile, I dread to think about positions and stamina when it comes to this.
October 11th, 2013 at 18:05
Mas nauna pa rin ang Pilipinas, sex with a reptile ba kamo? Si Zuma naanakan si Snooky, hayan may Galema na.
October 11th, 2013 at 18:29
qbeng: At Ang Alamat ng Higanteng Ahas na Kumain Kay Alice Dixon sa Dressing Room ng Isang Mall.
October 12th, 2013 at 04:26
qbeng: Actually, hindi si Snooky ang naanakan ni Zuma kundi sya ang anak ni Zuma i.e. Galema. Well, for the first movie anyway. Sa sequel, si Jennylyn na ang gumanap na Galema.
October 14th, 2013 at 10:58
jessicazafra: Oo nga, buti na lang di nakain si Dyesebel (Alice Dixson). At marami pang mga reptiles na nakipag relasyon sa mga tao sa mundo ng Pilipino Komiks noong 1980s. I feel like a museum relic in sepia and alikabok, the 1980s sounds like the nineteen kopong kopong and the commonwealth era.
allancarreon: Tama ka anak pala siya ni Zuma, dahil sa mali kong information muntik nang maging incestuous sex with a reptile. May bago rin nga palang Galema, si Andi Eigenmann.