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You are a sleeper agent, in such a deep sleep you didn’t even know it.

Now a Russian defector has blown your cover (if it is your cover), you’re on the run and your own colleagues are after you. You’ve changed your look, you’ve dyed your hair, you’re living by your wits…and we want a picture!

Send us a photograph of yourself dressed up as Angelina Jolie as Salt—long black hair, cheekbones, those lips, and the fierce expression. In other words, the way you look when you go to the supermarket. Email the photo/s to my cat, urban.matthias@gmail.com. We will post all your entries. The three Salt-iest entries will receive the official Salt movie trucker cap.

Yes, you only get a trucker cap for all your trouble, but you’re not in this for the prize. You’re in this because you want to unleash your inner Angelina Jolie/Salt right here. Get your wardrobe together, find that wig, pucker up and Paaak!

This contest is open to all our readers—female, male, homosexual, heterosexual, bisexual, pansexual, transsexual, asexual, as well as their cats, dogs, ferrets, octopi and other animal companions.

Saffy demonstrates the fierce. Put on the long black wig and she’s ready. My cats are not eligible to join this contest, but yours are.

Entries will be accepted until 26 July. The winners will be announced on 27 July. Salt opens in theatres on 28 July.

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Most of the entries we’ve received are photos of cats, and they’re adorable but not in costume. You have to have the straight black hair and bangs. It doesn’t have to be a wig, could be paper or a garbage bag. . .