The Michael Phelps Diet
Michael Phelps, originally uploaded by saffysafina
Breakfast
3 fried-egg sandwiches with cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, fried onions, lots of mayonnaise
2 cups of coffee
5-egg omelet
Bowl of grits
3 slices French toast with powdered sugar
3 chocolate-chip pancakes
Lunch
1 pound enriched pasta
2 big ham and cheese sandwiches with mayo on white bread
Energy drinks, 1,000 calories each
Dinner
1 pound pasta
An entire pizza
More energy drinks
All the stuff doctors warn will clog arteries! Hurrah! There is a catch though. You have to be Michael Phelps. (If you are not Michael Phelps training for the Olympics, this is the Homer Simpson Diet.)
Answers to questions you might be asking, unless you wandered onto this site purely by accident >>>
August 21st, 2008 at 15:30
Yum-O!
August 21st, 2008 at 19:22
Just the thought of the five-egg omelet already makes me shudder!
Got this off michaelphelpsfacts.com: “Michael Phelps caused an uproar when he joined the United States Olympic swim team instead of his native Atlantis. The Atlantians blew themselves up in protest.”
August 22nd, 2008 at 09:25
cant that swimming suit (what do you call that anyway?) get any lower?
August 24th, 2008 at 00:18
did you know that he only has 4% body fat?!