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	<title>JessicarulestheUniverse</title>
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	<description>Twisted by Jessica Zafra - Pumping irony since 1994</description>
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		<title>Where were you when…</title>
		<link>http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2008/08/21/where-were-you-when/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 16:00:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tomorrow is the 25th anniversary of the assassination of Senator Ninoy Aquino. &#8220;Do you remember where you were when you first heard that Ninoy had been shot?&#8221; asked my friend, the Princess Poulet. Yes I do. I remember that it was a weekend and I was at home with my mother. Everyone knew that Senator [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Green Sahara</title>
		<link>http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2008/08/20/the-green-sahara/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 08:12:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Science]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I just realized something,&#8221; announced Ernie. &#8220;You know that song, Why Can&#8217;t It Be? It goes, &#8216;Why can&#8217;t it be/Why can&#8217;t it be the two of us (Very awkward phrasing—literal translation of Bakit hindi puede tayong dalawa)/Why can&#8217;t we be lovers etc etc.&#8217; The succeeding lyrics go, &#8216;We met at the wrong place, at the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Templar heirs sue the Pope</title>
		<link>http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2008/08/20/templar-heirs-sue-the-pope/</link>
		<comments>http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2008/08/20/templar-heirs-sue-the-pope/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 16:08:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Antiquities]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A group claiming descent from the Knights Templar is suing Benedict XVI for 100 billion euro. They claim that when Clement V dissolved the order in 1307, the church seized over 9,000 properties including real estate, mills, and businesses. The Templars were a secret society of warrior-monks founded after the First Crusade to protect pilgrims en [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lipstick kung-fu</title>
		<link>http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2008/08/19/lipstick-kung-fu/</link>
		<comments>http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2008/08/19/lipstick-kung-fu/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 12:29:58 +0000</pubDate>
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Rouge Assassin, originally uploaded by saffysafina.


Snapped last year at a mall cineplex. Didn&#8217;t watch the movie, but I&#8217;m guessing it&#8217;s a fight to the death using cosmetics.










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		<title>Instant existential crisis!</title>
		<link>http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2008/08/19/instant-existential-crisis/</link>
		<comments>http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2008/08/19/instant-existential-crisis/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 16:15:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jessicazafra</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Technology]]></category>

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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2008/08/19/instant-existential-crisis/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Where was it that I read that Facebook members spend an average of three hours a day on their Facebook accounts? I don&#8217;t know how they arrived at that number, but from personal observation it sounds correct. You go online to check some statistics, but before you do you decide to take a peek at [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Write that caption.</title>
		<link>http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2008/08/18/write-that-caption/</link>
		<comments>http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2008/08/18/write-that-caption/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 10:00:10 +0000</pubDate>
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Write that caption, originally uploaded by saffysafina. 
What are Jay and Carlo talking about? Believe it or not they were discussing the dimensions of a cake Carlo was going to bake, so get your head out of the gutter. Still, this picture lends itself to all sorts of speculation, so write your own caption (or [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Duke Demento</title>
		<link>http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2008/08/18/876/</link>
		<comments>http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2008/08/18/876/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 04:00:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Cats]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[ 
Contestants, originally uploaded by saffysafina. 
Lord Kittensley Furface a.k.a. Maximus wins our Best Cat Photo competition! I am partial to cats that look deranged. Congratulations to his human, Marge; your prize is in the mail.










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		<title>“Power and freedom.”</title>
		<link>http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2008/08/18/power-and-freedom/</link>
		<comments>http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2008/08/18/power-and-freedom/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Aug 2008 16:00:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Movies]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[ 
Vertigo, originally uploaded by saffysafina.
&#8220;Coupled together, these two words are repeated three times in Vertigo. First, at the twelfth minute by Gavin Elster (’freedom’ under  lined by a move to close-up) who, looking at a picture of Old San Francisco, expresses his nostalgia to Scottie (&#8217;San Francisco has changed. The things that spelled San Francisco [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The only surviving library of the ancient world</title>
		<link>http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2008/08/17/the-only-surviving-library-of-the-ancient-world/</link>
		<comments>http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2008/08/17/the-only-surviving-library-of-the-ancient-world/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Aug 2008 07:06:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Antiquities]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Books]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Lying to the northwest of ancient Herculaneum, this sumptuous seaside mansion was buried beneath 30m of petrified volcanic mud during the catastrophic eruption of Mt Vesuvius on August 24, AD79. Antiquities hunters in the mid-18th century sunk shafts and dug tunnels around Herculaneum and found the villa, surfacing with a magnificent booty of bronzes and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Menage a quatre</title>
		<link>http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2008/08/17/menage-a-quatre/</link>
		<comments>http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2008/08/17/menage-a-quatre/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Aug 2008 05:20:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Technology]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I have no wi-fi in the house. I keep calling PLDT for a broadband connection but have not spoken to a human yet. Marat the MacBook has no internal modem. James T. Kirk the iBook  has no Bluetooth. Eomer the iPod can take files from Marat and Capt. Kirk but can’t transfer files from Marat to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cat Paradise</title>
		<link>http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2008/08/16/cat-paradise/</link>
		<comments>http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2008/08/16/cat-paradise/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Aug 2008 06:50:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Cats]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[ Cat Paradise, originally uploaded by saffysafina.
Mat is 7 years old today! His hobby is climbing things when no one is looking. His favorite movie is Duck Soup starring the Marx Brothers. He hates having his fur brushed. Mat likes being sung to, as long as all the lyrics are replaced with “meow”. We also [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fantasia+2001</title>
		<link>http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2008/08/16/fantasia2001/</link>
		<comments>http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2008/08/16/fantasia2001/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Aug 2008 06:42:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Movies]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I haven’t seen The X-Files 2 yet. The Alamat Twins bailed on me, citing deadlines at work. You&#8230;you&#8230;yuppies. Expect a visit from Flukeman any moment.
So I went to see Wall-E instead, and it’s lovely. The Pixar movies work because despite being impressive technological achievements,  they’re never just about the technology; they’re all about The Story.
Wall-E [...]]]></description>
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